LET THEM RIP GIRLS AND BOYS!


Whats the difference between a white owl and a black owl

A white owl gos "Hoooo Hoooo"
A black owl goes "HOO DAT! HOO DAT!"

Originally Posted by April

LET THEM RIP GIRLS AND BOYS!


Whats the difference between a white owl and a black owl

A white owl gos "Hoooo Hoooo"
A black owl goes "HOO DAT! HOO DAT!"

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Originally Posted by meowbark

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come on, it isn't THAT racist, its more stereotypical...

Originally Posted by April

LET THEM RIP GIRLS AND BOYS!


Whats the difference between a white owl and a black owl

A white owl gos "Hoooo Hoooo"
A black owl goes "HOO DAT! HOO DAT!"

Not only that, but also what Meowbark said. That joke is racist and I don't think it's very funny, but my brother would laugh his head off at it.

Alright, here's a funny joke that I learned from my dad once- take note that it may not be extremely funny for some people, but others will laugh. A LOT. It's just that everyone has different senses of humor. :-)

...Okay, so there's this guy (let's call him Bob), and he just got fired from his job. Bob really wants to get another job that won't fire him, but he needs to get another colledge education to do so. So, Bob's really upset, and he goes into a bar and starts drinking.

The man sitting next to Bob asks him what he's angry about, and Bob tells the man how he lost his job and that he needs another colledge education to get a new one.

Then, the guy sitting next to Bob explains to him that he's actually a colledge professor who apparently teaches 'Knowledge'. Bob asks what 'Knowledge' is, and the professor says he'll give Bob an example.

The professor asks Bob, "Do you own a lawn mower?"
Bob replies yes, but he asks what owning a lawn mower has to do with 'Knowledge'.
The professor says, "Well, if you own a lawn mower, that must mean you have a lawn".
Bob agrees, and the professor continues. "...Which must mean you have a House... Which must mean you have a wife.... Which must mean you have kids... Which means you're straight".

After fully learning about what 'Knowledge' really is like, he takes it as a colledge course. He gets a job at a high-paying company, and he becomes one of the richest people in the area he lives in.

A couple years later, while at the same bar that he met the professor, Bob runs into one of his friends from back at his old job, who apparently got fired for the same reason he did ages ago.

The friend had heard about Bob's success, so he asks how he accomplished such a feat. Bob said it was because he was taught about 'Knowledge'.

Of course, his friend had no idea what that was, so he asked Bob to give him an example.

So Bob asked his friend, "Do you own a lawn mower?"
His friend replied, "No, why?"
"Oh," Bob said, "then that means you're queer."

Funny enough?... I hope so! :-D


@CTF@

Stop bawwing children

A rich and and a poor man are discussing what they got their wives for christmas. The rich man says "Well i got my wife a ring and a car and if she doesn't like the ring i bought her than she can drive to the store and return it!" than the poor man says "I bought my wife some slippers and a dildo, and if she doesn't like the slippers, she can GO FUCK HERSELF"

Heres another one

Three gay men are taking a bath. Which one farted?

The one without a penis in his bum

Teacher: You know the importance of a period?
Kid: Yep, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, my dad got heart attack, and our driver ran away.

^I don't get that last one.

Ok, this is one my friends made up, you may get it or not.
You get home from the first night you cheated on your wife. You put the key in the hole and it goes squeak, squeak, squeeeeeeak each time you turn it. You just think you're getting away with it and no one woke up, as your about to open the door, your neighbor screams "shut the key up!"

Right. Here goes.

There are two prawns, living in the ocean. One is named Christian and the other one we can call Bob. One day Bob is swimming along and thinking about what it would be like to be a shark, when suddenly, he runs into a cod. The cod says to him "I am the magic cod. I will grant you a wish. What would you like?" and Bob replies "I would very much like to be a shark." And so, he becomes a shark and happily swims back to the reef they live in, but at his approach everyone runs and hides. He calls out "Christian, Christian, it's me, Bob!" but Christian just hides more. Bob is quite sad at this, so he returns to the cod and says "Being a shark isn't all it's cut out to be. Could you turn me back into a shrimp?" And so he became a shrimp and swam back to the reef and runs into Bob. "Look out, there's a shark around!" says Christian, but bob says "that was me, but don't worry. I've seen Cod and i'm a prawn again christian!!"

you could say that there is a bit of prawnography in this joke.

I TOLD THIS JOKE WHEN I WAS FIVE.

What do you call a dog in a fire?

...

A HOT DOG! :DDDD


Uhh.

OH.

Three guys are walking down a street, when one finds a lamp on the ground. He picks it up and rubs it, a genie pops out.

"THANK YOU FOR FREEING ME. I shall now transport you to a room with a slide. While going down the slide, you must shout a word. When you reach the bottom, you will land in whatever you wished for. Understand?" The three men nod, and the genie claps his hands, and they arrive in a room. As the genie said, there's a slide.
"I'll go first." Said Jim. He went down the slide, and shouted, "MONEY!" He lands in a pool of cash.
"Me next!" Says Bob. He goes down the slide, screaming, "WOMEN!" He lands in a bed, with five women.
"My turn!" Says John. He slides down, and say, "Wheeeee!" He lands in a pool full of pee.

... My dad told me that when I was like eight.

xP

Originally Posted by Miss Matchmaker

^I don't get that last one.

Ok, this is one my friends made up, you may get it or not.
You get home from the first night you cheated on your wife. You put the key in the hole and it goes squeak, squeak, squeeeeeeak each time you turn it. You just think you're getting away with it and no one woke up, as your about to open the door, your neighbor screams "shut the key up!"

It means she's preggers

Say some good jokes which we could laugh at it k dont waste time,,,,