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Mandi · Posted June 25th, 2009, 07:30 PM

If you are going to start shit/get pissed, leave this topic now.

I want to see the best MJ jokes, since there will be fighting in One's topic.
3-2-1 KGO

April · Posted June 25th, 2009, 07:37 PM

Why did MJ run to Wal-mart?
He heard boys pants were HALF-OFF

Mandi · Posted June 25th, 2009, 07:41 PM

Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?

Two 5 year olds.

Charleene · Posted June 25th, 2009, 08:33 PM

I would love to add mine, but for fear of being attacked (because we all know that an "If you dont like it, leave" banner isnt going to stop people from bashing lol) by people who think that it is disrespectful, I will not post them.

-Ra- · Posted June 25th, 2009, 08:46 PM

Why does Michael Jackson not like eating at Taco Bell?

Because he doesn't want to think outside the bun.

Ra,

Rebecca · Posted June 25th, 2009, 09:00 PM

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a mail-order catalogue.

-Ra- · 03:15 PM

Ra,

nickigi · Posted June 25th, 2009, 09:45 PM

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

Naughty KP · Posted June 26th, 2009, 08:00 AM

Whats the difference between Micheal Jackson and a Plastic Bag?
One is dangerous to children, the other one is just a plastic bag.

NKP

Zoe · Posted June 26th, 2009, 10:30 AM

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!

jordan380 · Posted June 26th, 2009, 03:58 PM

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Channel?

Disney channel is still touching kids everywhere.

____________________________________________________________

Don't worry..jacko will be back, plastic can be recycled after all..

____________________________________________________________

BAM · Posted June 26th, 2009, 05:12 PM

Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic,
he will be melted down into legos so little kids can play with him
for a change.

meowbark · Posted June 26th, 2009, 05:19 PM

I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.

Mandi · Posted June 26th, 2009, 05:21 PM

Originally Posted by meowbark

I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.

If I could hit the LOL button over 9000 times, I would.

SummerDivex · Posted June 26th, 2009, 11:47 PM

I got this in a text message today:
When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children of the world to be safe.
...Then, God killed Micheal Jackson.

--
...Well, I thought it was funny

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April Member Posts: 132 Thanked 14 Times LOLed 61 Times	#2 Posted June 25th, 2009, 07:37 PM Why did MJ run to Wal-mart? He heard boys pants were HALF-OFF

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Charleene Senior Member Posts: 1,002 Blog Entries: 2 Thanked 114 Times LOLed 121 Times	#4 Posted June 25th, 2009, 08:33 PM I would love to add mine, but for fear of being attacked (because we all know that an "If you dont like it, leave" banner isnt going to stop people from bashing lol) by people who think that it is disrespectful, I will not post them.

-Ra- Senior Member Posts: 2,058 Thanked 445 Times LOLed 714 Times	#5 Posted June 25th, 2009, 08:46 PM Why does Michael Jackson not like eating at Taco Bell? Because he doesn't want to think outside the bun. Ra,

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meowbark Senior Member Posts: 813 Blog Entries: 6 Thanked 53 Times LOLed 233 Times	#13 Posted June 26th, 2009, 05:19 PM I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson.

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Mandi Member Posts: 93 Thanked 10 Times LOLed 66 Times	#14 Posted June 26th, 2009, 05:21 PM Originally Posted by meowbark I just bought a new car stereo... When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson. If I could hit the LOL button over 9000 times, I would.

SummerDivex New Member Posts: 22 Thanked 2 Times LOLed 6 Times	#15 Posted June 26th, 2009, 11:47 PM I got this in a text message today: When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven, God granted her one wish. She wished for all the children of the world to be safe. ...Then, God killed Micheal Jackson. -- ...Well, I thought it was funny

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