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Ready to teach your kids about child birth?

Posted January 12th, 2009, 01:04 PM by Admin - 9 replies Post to Facebook Bookmark and Share

This is a doll pattern you can make yourself... Or maybe it can be made into a build-it-yourself Jungle Jane doll!



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Old Posted January 12th, 2009, 01:42 PM



I don't care how "natural" and "beautiful" people think childbirth is, this is a gross, ugly doll!!!
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Old Posted January 12th, 2009, 03:33 PM

Wow! That's quite a bush she has there!
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Old Posted January 12th, 2009, 04:21 PM

... well... I do remember feeling a little "crochety" after child birth... but I think that's where the resemblence ends... :p
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Old Posted January 12th, 2009, 04:36 PM

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... well... I do remember feeling a little "crochety" after child birth... but I think that's where the resemblence ends... :p
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Old Posted January 12th, 2009, 07:37 PM

Okay, there is nothing "beautiful" about birth, all right? Got that? It's absolutely, 100%, purely disgusting, and that's that! First this waterfall of gooey shit literally spurts out for like a whole minute, followed by blood, then the vagina rips apart, and this sticky, gooey, slimy infant "plops" out, and after he's out, they pull out the placenta, which just makes you gag even further. I repeat, birth is a HORRID procedure. Don't listen to the baby-boomers who insist it's all a beautiful process.

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Old Posted January 12th, 2009, 07:38 PM

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Okay, there is nothing "beautiful" about birth, all right? Got that? It's absolutely, 100%, purely disgusting, and that's that! First this waterfall of gooey shit literally spurts out for like a whole minute, followed by blood, then the vagina rips apart, and this sticky, gooey, slimy infant "plops" out, and after he's out, they pull out the placenta, which just makes you gag even further. I repeat, birth is a HORRID procedure. Don't listen to the baby-boomers who insist it's all a beautiful process.

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Old Posted January 12th, 2009, 07:48 PM

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I don't care how "natural" and "beautiful" people think childbirth is, this is a gross, ugly doll!!!
Agreed. x___x
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Old Posted January 12th, 2009, 08:47 PM

That doll is foul.

KILL IT!
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Old Posted January 13th, 2009, 05:07 PM

Oh God. xDDD
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