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If 'Twilight' Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times More Honest
Rod Hilton, creator of The-Editing-Room.com brings you an abridged version of the screenplay for Twilight, the movie based on Stephanie Meyer's novel.
 FADE IN: EXT. WASHINGTON KRISTEN STEWART goes to FORKS, WASHINGTON. KRISTEN STEWART (V.O.) Once upon a time, there lived an enchanting girl named Stephanie Meyer, er I mean Kristen Stewart. She was so awesome that her awesomeness couldn't be contained in Arizona, so she moved to Washington to stay with her father, who was totally lame and not cool. BILLY BURKE Hey honey. I'm super lame. I got you a car, but it's totally uncool because I'm totally uncool. KRISTEN STEWART Thanks Dad, or whatever. Time for my first day at a new school. Since every coming-of-age story requires the main character be a social outcast, I suppose I'll have to endure being the unpopular new girl until I do something that proves my worth. KRISTEN goes to school and is INSTANTLY POPULAR AND BELOVED. ANNA KENDRICK Oh my God I love your hair you're so pretty will you be my new best friend? GREGORY TYREE BOYCE Can I take you out sometime since you're so awesome? MICHAEL WELCH No way you asshole, I saw her first! KRISTEN STEWART I'd rather watch "The Messengers" than date either of you. Why don't you go ask Anna instead? ANNA KENDRICK Ohmigod I'm getting Kristen's rejects, that's so awesome! KRISTEN STEWART Wow. I guess this is what it looks like when the unpopular fat girl's pathetic daydreams get written down and published into a bestselling book. Read the rest of the script Here: If 'Twilight' Was 10 Times Shorter And 100 Times More Honest | Cracked.com 
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Posted December 17th, 2008, 05:49 PM
I like Twilight and enjoyed watching the movie but I gotta admit, people are pretty pathetic going on and on about how Edward is their's when really, every girl in the whole entire world is saying pretty much the same thing. That made me laugh a bit...
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Posted December 17th, 2008, 06:46 PM
Originally Posted by cutie_pop
That's the entire point. This horrible movie and it's equally horrible book are geared towards little girls who want to be someone else. And it works, no matter how much anyone wants to deny it. The entire project is a disaster that never should have happened.
I like Twilight and enjoyed watching the movie but I gotta admit, people are pretty pathetic going on and on about how Edward is their's when really, every girl in the whole entire world is saying pretty much the same thing. That made me laugh a bit... Shame on you, Stephenie Meyer. |
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Posted December 23rd, 2008, 01:17 PM
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