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Admin · Posted December 2nd, 2008, 09:46 AM

Friend passed along this gem of a... Hey wait... Hope it wasn't a hint or something.

Zoe · Posted December 2nd, 2008, 11:45 AM

Ohh my god, I'm gonna wet myself!!!

"Getcha self a ASS-wash assistant, to spread dem cheeks while you scrub!"

Luckily I don't have this problem in my office. We do have a few obese women downstairs who stink out the bathroom, and one of them seems to do it every day. I go upstairs to use the bathroom now.

Admin · Posted December 2nd, 2008, 01:15 PM

Ew...

All too familiar with that scene of people funkin' up the bathrooms.

Maybe we need to come up with little cards that have the url to this video on them... Walk by their desk and drop the card. The curiosity will (hopefully) get the best of them and lead them to a hygiene lesson.

Zoe · Posted December 2nd, 2008, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by Admin

Ew... All too familiar with that scene of people funkin' up the bathrooms.

Maybe we need to come up with little cards that have the url to this video on them... Walk by their desk and drop the card. The curiosity will (hopefully) get the best of them and lead them to a hygiene lesson.

- Leave a card in everyone's inbox
- Send out a mass email with the URL
- Hack the intranet front page and have it automatically redirect to the URL
- Leave a stack of cards in the bathroom
- Use the company credit card to buy plasma screens for the bathroom stalls playing the video over and over.
- Install a smell-o-meter that refuses to let people into the building if they stink. I like this idea best.

Admin · Posted December 2nd, 2008, 02:44 PM

I think you forgot the custom toilet paper that says "WASH YO ASS" on each sheet.

-Ra- · Posted December 2nd, 2008, 05:10 PM

I think I'm in love, I want to marry her.

Ra,

Zoe · Posted December 2nd, 2008, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by -Ra-

I think I'm in love, I want to marry her.

Ra,

You can't marry WASH YO ASS lady unless you WASH YO ASS. And it WILL be in the wedding vows! "I Ra, take thee WYO lady... to have and to hold... and to WASH MAH ASS..."

Admin · Posted December 3rd, 2008, 10:53 AM

Originally Posted by Zoe

You can't marry WASH YO ASS lady unless you WASH YO ASS. And it WILL be in the wedding vows! "I Ra, take thee WYO lady... to have and to hold... and to WASH MAH ASS..."

You forgot about the part in the vows that covers spreadin' the cheeks to allow proper ass washings...

Zoe · Posted December 3rd, 2008, 01:09 PM

Originally Posted by Admin

You forgot about the part in the vows that covers spreadin' the cheeks to allow proper ass washings...

I figured that mental picture going around ONCE was plenty!

Admin · Posted December 3rd, 2008, 01:21 PM

Originally Posted by Zoe

I figured that mental picture going around ONCE was plenty!

I was just picturing the minister (or whatever) saying the vows while doing the hand gestures of spreading and scrubbing...

TamaMum · Posted December 3rd, 2008, 02:44 PM

I thought her descriptive rationale for liftin' them creases and folds and makin' sure you git inta all those crevices was pretty impressive...

-Ra- · Posted December 3rd, 2008, 04:01 PM

Oh God, man I haven't laughed this hard in ages! ^_^ I want to meet this woman, she's my idol from now on!

Ra,

**Jappyx** · Posted December 3rd, 2008, 11:20 PM

LOL!

The passion that went into our rant was also rather impressive. I wonder what she'd be like to live with.

That video is brilliant! xD

meowbark · Posted December 4th, 2008, 03:46 PM

"Hey Judy! Are you ready!?"

"NO! I'm washin mah ass!"

"D:"

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Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,583 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#2 Posted December 2nd, 2008, 11:45 AM Ohh my god, I'm gonna wet myself!!! "Getcha self a ASS-wash assistant, to spread dem cheeks while you scrub!" Luckily I don't have this problem in my office. We do have a few obese women downstairs who stink out the bathroom, and one of them seems to do it every day. I go upstairs to use the bathroom now.

Admin Administrator Posts: 4,386 Blog Entries: 23 Thanked 261 Times LOLed 362 Times	#3 Posted December 2nd, 2008, 01:15 PM Ew... All too familiar with that scene of people funkin' up the bathrooms. Maybe we need to come up with little cards that have the url to this video on them... Walk by their desk and drop the card. The curiosity will (hopefully) get the best of them and lead them to a hygiene lesson.

Admin Administrator Posts: 4,386 Blog Entries: 23 Thanked 261 Times LOLed 362 Times	#5 Posted December 2nd, 2008, 02:44 PM I think you forgot the custom toilet paper that says "WASH YO ASS" on each sheet.

-Ra- Senior Member Posts: 2,058 Thanked 445 Times LOLed 713 Times	#6 Posted December 2nd, 2008, 05:10 PM I think I'm in love, I want to marry her. Ra,

Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,583 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#7 Posted December 2nd, 2008, 05:46 PM Originally Posted by -Ra- I think I'm in love, I want to marry her. Ra, You can't marry WASH YO ASS lady unless you WASH YO ASS. And it WILL be in the wedding vows! "I Ra, take thee WYO lady... to have and to hold... and to WASH MAH ASS..."

Admin Administrator Posts: 4,386 Blog Entries: 23 Thanked 261 Times LOLed 362 Times	#8 Posted December 3rd, 2008, 10:53 AM Originally Posted by Zoe You can't marry WASH YO ASS lady unless you WASH YO ASS. And it WILL be in the wedding vows! "I Ra, take thee WYO lady... to have and to hold... and to WASH MAH ASS..." You forgot about the part in the vows that covers spreadin' the cheeks to allow proper ass washings...

Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,583 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#9 Posted December 3rd, 2008, 01:09 PM Originally Posted by Admin You forgot about the part in the vows that covers spreadin' the cheeks to allow proper ass washings... I figured that mental picture going around ONCE was plenty!

Admin Administrator Posts: 4,386 Blog Entries: 23 Thanked 261 Times LOLed 362 Times	#10 Posted December 3rd, 2008, 01:21 PM Originally Posted by Zoe I figured that mental picture going around ONCE was plenty! I was just picturing the minister (or whatever) saying the vows while doing the hand gestures of spreading and scrubbing...

TamaMum Senior Member Posts: 793 Blog Entries: 4 Thanked 130 Times LOLed 118 Times	#11 Posted December 3rd, 2008, 02:44 PM I thought her descriptive rationale for liftin' them creases and folds and makin' sure you git inta all those crevices was pretty impressive...

	The following user says 'Thank You' to TamaMum for this post:
	-Ra-

-Ra- Senior Member Posts: 2,058 Thanked 445 Times LOLed 713 Times	#12 Posted December 3rd, 2008, 04:01 PM Oh God, man I haven't laughed this hard in ages! ^_^ I want to meet this woman, she's my idol from now on! Ra,

Jappyx Guides Posts: 272 Thanked 8 Times LOLed 1 Time	#13 Posted December 3rd, 2008, 11:20 PM LOL! The passion that went into our rant was also rather impressive. I wonder what she'd be like to live with. That video is brilliant! xD

meowbark Senior Member Posts: 813 Blog Entries: 6 Thanked 53 Times LOLed 232 Times	#14 Posted December 4th, 2008, 03:46 PM "Hey Judy! Are you ready!?" "NO! I'm washin mah ass!" "D:"