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In case you forgot... 'Wash your a**'

Posted December 2nd, 2008, 09:46 AM by Admin - 13 replies Post to Facebook Bookmark and Share

Friend passed along this gem of a... Hey wait... Hope it wasn't a hint or something.



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Old Posted December 2nd, 2008, 11:45 AM

Ohh my god, I'm gonna wet myself!!!

"Getcha self a ASS-wash assistant, to spread dem cheeks while you scrub!"

Luckily I don't have this problem in my office. We do have a few obese women downstairs who stink out the bathroom, and one of them seems to do it every day. I go upstairs to use the bathroom now.
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Old Posted December 2nd, 2008, 01:15 PM

Ew... All too familiar with that scene of people funkin' up the bathrooms.

Maybe we need to come up with little cards that have the url to this video on them... Walk by their desk and drop the card. The curiosity will (hopefully) get the best of them and lead them to a hygiene lesson.
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Old Posted December 2nd, 2008, 02:03 PM

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Ew... All too familiar with that scene of people funkin' up the bathrooms.

Maybe we need to come up with little cards that have the url to this video on them... Walk by their desk and drop the card. The curiosity will (hopefully) get the best of them and lead them to a hygiene lesson.
- Leave a card in everyone's inbox
- Send out a mass email with the URL
- Hack the intranet front page and have it automatically redirect to the URL
- Leave a stack of cards in the bathroom
- Use the company credit card to buy plasma screens for the bathroom stalls playing the video over and over.
- Install a smell-o-meter that refuses to let people into the building if they stink. I like this idea best.
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Old Posted December 2nd, 2008, 02:44 PM

I think you forgot the custom toilet paper that says "WASH YO ASS" on each sheet.
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Old Posted December 2nd, 2008, 05:10 PM

I think I'm in love, I want to marry her.

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Old Posted December 2nd, 2008, 05:46 PM

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I think I'm in love, I want to marry her.

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You can't marry WASH YO ASS lady unless you WASH YO ASS. And it WILL be in the wedding vows! "I Ra, take thee WYO lady... to have and to hold... and to WASH MAH ASS..."
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Old Posted December 3rd, 2008, 10:53 AM

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You can't marry WASH YO ASS lady unless you WASH YO ASS. And it WILL be in the wedding vows! "I Ra, take thee WYO lady... to have and to hold... and to WASH MAH ASS..."
You forgot about the part in the vows that covers spreadin' the cheeks to allow proper ass washings...
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Old Posted December 3rd, 2008, 01:09 PM

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You forgot about the part in the vows that covers spreadin' the cheeks to allow proper ass washings...
I figured that mental picture going around ONCE was plenty!
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Old Posted December 3rd, 2008, 01:21 PM

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I figured that mental picture going around ONCE was plenty!
I was just picturing the minister (or whatever) saying the vows while doing the hand gestures of spreading and scrubbing...
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Old Posted December 3rd, 2008, 02:44 PM

I thought her descriptive rationale for liftin' them creases and folds and makin' sure you git inta all those crevices was pretty impressive...
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Old Posted December 3rd, 2008, 04:01 PM

Oh God, man I haven't laughed this hard in ages! ^_^ I want to meet this woman, she's my idol from now on!

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Old Posted December 3rd, 2008, 11:20 PM

LOL!

The passion that went into our rant was also rather impressive. I wonder what she'd be like to live with.

That video is brilliant! xD
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Old Posted December 4th, 2008, 03:46 PM

"Hey Judy! Are you ready!?"

"NO! I'm washin mah ass!"

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