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Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter

Posted October 27th, 2008, 07:31 AM by Admin - 18 replies Post to Facebook Bookmark and Share

Movie trailer... But is this for real? (Who cares! It's a hilariously odd trailer to watch!)




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Old Posted October 27th, 2008, 05:39 PM

HAHAAH! I loved the Vampire woman adjusting her boobs before going to battle the most! ^_^

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Old Posted October 27th, 2008, 06:19 PM

Anything that makes fun of those ridiculous vampire stories AND Jesus in one go gets serious props from me!

Vampires are RIDICULOUS. Leave them in historical fiction where they belong.
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Old Posted October 27th, 2008, 06:44 PM

I just loved the line: "In the new millennium vampires no linger fear the sun... Now they're going to learn it's time to fear... THE SON OF GOD!"
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Old Posted October 28th, 2008, 12:33 AM

Ann Rice created the best vampire stories, the rest suck in my opinion.

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Old Posted October 28th, 2008, 11:01 AM

Especially Twilight.

WTF kind of name for a series is TWILIGHT?

Oh yes, Ann Rice was awesome. But that's the only exception. People and their overdramatic, "woe is me but alas I am awesome" self-absorbed vampires who walk around in pleather pretending to be angsty. If life REALLY sucks that much, you don't take the time to go shopping for PLEATHER!
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Old Posted October 28th, 2008, 03:15 PM

Haha, this video is the best. :3
"THE SUN OF GOD!"

I want to read some Ann Rice novels... I'll look for 'em at the library. :3

Yeah, Twilight isn't as good as people seem to think it is. Though I won't lie and say I hated it... because I didn't.
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Old Posted October 28th, 2008, 06:08 PM

Oh geez! That's hilarious! I go to a catholic school so I guess I shouldn't be laughing but omg! Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter? wtf???
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Old Posted October 28th, 2008, 07:48 PM

Turns out a friend of mine has actually saen he movie. He said it wasn't all that but I am dying to get more detail (and/or a copy to watch myself)
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Old Posted October 29th, 2008, 08:58 AM

Originally Posted by -Ra- View Post
Ann Rice created the best vampire stories, the rest suck in my opinion.

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... sorry Ra, Bram Stoker ftw

"there was one great tomb more lordly than all the rest; huge it was, and nobly proportioned. On it was but one word, Dracula" (Dr Van Helsing)
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Old Posted October 29th, 2008, 02:25 PM

Sorry TamaMum, Dracula = lame. Lestat = Pwner.

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Old Posted October 29th, 2008, 03:22 PM

I have a new movie idea... People are randomly found dead, drained of their blood. The city suspects a vampire is on the loose. Turns out, all the dead people were abusive parents, rude snobs, horrible pet owners, essentially people better off dead. They find the "vampire" and he's just a scientist who had just developed a blood-powered vehicle to tackle rising fuel costs.

I'd watch that.
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Old Posted October 29th, 2008, 03:30 PM

I'd watch that too! You should make it!
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Old Posted October 29th, 2008, 03:33 PM

I'm casting -Ra- as the mad scientist.
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Old Posted October 29th, 2008, 04:32 PM

And I'm casting Zoe as,

'Zoey - The Vampire Slayer' (I added 'y' because it's kinda like buffy the vampire slayer)

''The cat with 'tude.''

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