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Admin · Posted December 2nd, 2008, 08:31 AM

You just can't make this stuff up!

Original story is here.

Woman calls police after hubby, 82, takes Viagra
An 82-year-old Italian man who took a Viagra pill scared his wife so much she called the police.

Giovanni di Stefano, from Palermo, was so excited his wife thought he would have a heart attack and dialled 999.

"The police didn't do anything but their presence had the desired effect. He lost interest in his love life pretty quickly," said a family friend.

Terrified wife Carla, 69, told police: "He is 82-years-old and so I thought so much love could have lethal consequences."

Death from "so much love"?!?

Zoe · Posted December 2nd, 2008, 11:18 AM

Hell, that's how I'd like to die!

TigerLily013 · Posted December 2nd, 2008, 11:57 AM

Originally Posted by Zoe

Hell, that's how I'd like to die!

With an 82 year old, viagra pumped up boner?

Zoe · Posted December 2nd, 2008, 12:01 PM

To be 82 and die having sex with a 69yo!

TigerLily013 · Posted December 2nd, 2008, 12:03 PM

Originally Posted by Zoe

To be 82 and die having sex with a 69yo!

Next time specify! You should of seen that one coming surely now.

Zoe · Posted December 2nd, 2008, 12:05 PM

Originally Posted by TigerLily013

Next time specify! You should of seen that one coming surely now.

If I wanna die being boned by an 82yo, what would you have to say about it anyway??? My beef-jerky and candy-floss-pubes fetish is nobody's business but my own!!!

TigerLily013 · Posted December 2nd, 2008, 12:06 PM

lmao! Showed this topic to my friend online.

Me says:
http://nontt.com/f36/82-year-old-man...d-police-1191/

Friend says:
So wait, he died? >_>

Me says:
No

Me says:
but his wife thought he might so she freaked about his boner and called the police

Friend says:
>_>

Friend says:
Honey! Your pen0r is enlarging FAR to much! You might have aheart attack! *Calls police* MY HUSBAND HAS AN ERECTION!

Me says:
ITS OVER 9000

Zoe · Posted December 2nd, 2008, 12:11 PM

I wonder if he took a double dosage and was "chasing" her around the house in his walker, "C'mere baby! Spread 'em wide! Open the gates for daddeh!" plodding around in his orthopedics, pitching a flannel tent.

EWEWEWEWEW

TigerLily013 · Posted December 2nd, 2008, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by Zoe

I wonder if he took a double dosage and was "chasing" her around the house in his walker, "C'mere baby! Spread 'em wide! Open the gates for daddeh!" plodding around in his orthopedics, pitching a flannel tent.

EWEWEWEWEW

You HAD to create a visual didn't you?

Zoe · Posted December 2nd, 2008, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by TigerLily013

You HAD to create a visual didn't you?

Every time you see an old man from this day forward....

Admin · Posted December 2nd, 2008, 01:10 PM

Man, I came to this thread late... And that's probably a good thing.

I think reading this story gave me the same mental imagery as Zoe described... (minus the "beef-jerky and candy-floss-pubes"

)

-Ra- · Posted December 2nd, 2008, 05:17 PM

Old people having sex?

There's a reason that Nature makes sure that a woman's cave of harmony runs short of its supply of moisture, and a man's noodle gets limp.

Stop interfering with Nature, it knows best!

Ra,

**Aubrey Hepburn** · Posted December 2nd, 2008, 10:52 PM

That's a great way to get out of sex. "I'm only concerned about your health!"

Sweet Kandi · Posted December 2nd, 2008, 11:04 PM

Originally Posted by Zoe

Every time you see an old man from this day forward....

Aw come one D:
I live with my grandparents

Admin · Posted December 3rd, 2008, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by Sweet Kandi

Aw come one D:
I live with my grandparents

BWAHAHAHA!

Ever hear the bed creaking at odd hours of the night?

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Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,583 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#2 Posted December 2nd, 2008, 11:18 AM Hell, that's how I'd like to die!

TigerLily013 Senior Member Posts: 458 Thanked 65 Times LOLed 48 Times	#3 Posted December 2nd, 2008, 11:57 AM Originally Posted by Zoe Hell, that's how I'd like to die! With an 82 year old, viagra pumped up boner?

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Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,583 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#4 Posted December 2nd, 2008, 12:01 PM To be 82 and die having sex with a 69yo!

TigerLily013 Senior Member Posts: 458 Thanked 65 Times LOLed 48 Times	#5 Posted December 2nd, 2008, 12:03 PM Originally Posted by Zoe To be 82 and die having sex with a 69yo! Next time specify! You should of seen that one coming surely now.

Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,583 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#6 Posted December 2nd, 2008, 12:05 PM Originally Posted by TigerLily013 Next time specify! You should of seen that one coming surely now. If I wanna die being boned by an 82yo, what would you have to say about it anyway??? My beef-jerky and candy-floss-pubes fetish is nobody's business but my own!!!

Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,583 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#8 Posted December 2nd, 2008, 12:11 PM I wonder if he took a double dosage and was "chasing" her around the house in his walker, "C'mere baby! Spread 'em wide! Open the gates for daddeh!" plodding around in his orthopedics, pitching a flannel tent. EWEWEWEWEW

TigerLily013 Senior Member Posts: 458 Thanked 65 Times LOLed 48 Times	#9 Posted December 2nd, 2008, 12:14 PM Originally Posted by Zoe I wonder if he took a double dosage and was "chasing" her around the house in his walker, "C'mere baby! Spread 'em wide! Open the gates for daddeh!" plodding around in his orthopedics, pitching a flannel tent. EWEWEWEWEW You HAD to create a visual didn't you?

Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,583 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#10 Posted December 2nd, 2008, 12:29 PM Originally Posted by TigerLily013 You HAD to create a visual didn't you? Every time you see an old man from this day forward....

Admin Administrator Posts: 4,372 Blog Entries: 23 Thanked 261 Times LOLed 362 Times	#11 Posted December 2nd, 2008, 01:10 PM Man, I came to this thread late... And that's probably a good thing. I think reading this story gave me the same mental imagery as Zoe described... (minus the "beef-jerky and candy-floss-pubes" )

-Ra- Senior Member Posts: 2,058 Thanked 445 Times LOLed 713 Times	#12 Posted December 2nd, 2008, 05:17 PM Old people having sex? There's a reason that Nature makes sure that a woman's cave of harmony runs short of its supply of moisture, and a man's noodle gets limp. Stop interfering with Nature, it knows best! Ra,

Aubrey Hepburn Guides Posts: 199 Blog Entries: 3 Thanked 49 Times LOLed 0 Times	#13 Posted December 2nd, 2008, 10:52 PM That's a great way to get out of sex. "I'm only concerned about your health!"

Sweet Kandi Senior Member Posts: 614 Thanked 47 Times LOLed 93 Times	#14 Posted December 2nd, 2008, 11:04 PM Originally Posted by Zoe Every time you see an old man from this day forward.... Aw come one D: I live with my grandparents

Admin Administrator Posts: 4,372 Blog Entries: 23 Thanked 261 Times LOLed 362 Times	#15 Posted December 3rd, 2008, 11:00 AM Originally Posted by Sweet Kandi Aw come one D: I live with my grandparents BWAHAHAHA! Ever hear the bed creaking at odd hours of the night?