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Admin · Posted May 26th, 2009, 07:59 AM

A woman with an extreme reaction to her boyfriend not wanting to commit?

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Woman blasts off boyfriend’s penis with firecrackers

A Russian woman got so upset by the news that her boyfriend intended to leave her that she tied several firecrackers to his penis and exploded them, the Life.ru web-site reports.

The 33-year-old victim, identified as Alik D. had lived with the woman whose name was reported as Kira V. for about two years, but when the girlfriend started suggesting that they should marry, the man refused and said that he would rather return to his first wife with whom he had a son.

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Charleene · Posted May 26th, 2009, 12:17 PM

Well guys, if a girl asks to have a farewell dinner of some sort after a break up.....DONT DO IT!

-Ra- · Posted May 26th, 2009, 01:43 PM

Why do these crazy bitches go for the penis first? O_O God! That's about it for a man you know, w/o a penis, might as well kill him.

Ra,

Charleene · Posted May 26th, 2009, 01:55 PM

Originally Posted by -Ra-

Why do these crazy bitches go for the penis first? O_O God! That's about it for a man you know, w/o a penis, might as well kill him.

Ra,

Thats what they are going for lol just wait, soon men will be sticking fire crackers up womens cooches and they will get penalties 100x worse than what these girls are getting. Double standards suck.

TigerLily013 · Posted May 26th, 2009, 02:59 PM

Originally Posted by Charleene

Thats what they are going for lol just wait, soon men will be sticking fire crackers up womens cooches and they will get penalties 100x worse than what these girls are getting. Double standards suck.

Not only that but the thought of exploding ze ovaries into over-easies will be the new internet meme.

meowbark · Posted May 26th, 2009, 03:19 PM

The thought of exploding ovaries ;A; WHY GOD, WHY.

Admin · Posted May 26th, 2009, 03:46 PM

Originally Posted by Charleene

Well guys, if a girl asks to have a farewell dinner of some sort after a break up.....DONT DO IT!

My theory is this guy was probably hoping for one last wild romp in the sack... Another bad idea btw.

Charleene · Posted May 26th, 2009, 04:31 PM

Originally Posted by Admin

My theory is this guy was probably hoping for one last wild romp in the sack... Another bad idea btw.

Well, he got his wild romp didnt he? Stupid men thinking with their penises, now he wont have to worry about choosing between his penis or his heart....he only has one option XD

Naughty KP · Posted May 28th, 2009, 03:07 AM

Originally Posted by -Ra-

Why do these crazy bitches go for the penis first? O_O God! That's about it for a man you know, w/o a penis, might as well kill him.

Ra,

Excatly what I was thinking too!

We have other parts of the body as well you know!

NKP

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Boyfriend doesn't want to commit? Should you (a) break up with him or (b) blow up his penis with firecrackers?

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Charleene Senior Member Posts: 1,002 Blog Entries: 2 Thanked 114 Times LOLed 121 Times	#2 Posted May 26th, 2009, 12:17 PM Well guys, if a girl asks to have a farewell dinner of some sort after a break up.....DONT DO IT!

-Ra- Senior Member Posts: 2,058 Thanked 445 Times LOLed 714 Times	#3 Posted May 26th, 2009, 01:43 PM Why do these crazy bitches go for the penis first? O_O God! That's about it for a man you know, w/o a penis, might as well kill him. Ra,

TigerLily013 Senior Member Posts: 459 Thanked 65 Times LOLed 48 Times	#5 Posted May 26th, 2009, 02:59 PM Originally Posted by Charleene Thats what they are going for lol just wait, soon men will be sticking fire crackers up womens cooches and they will get penalties 100x worse than what these girls are getting. Double standards suck. Not only that but the thought of exploding ze ovaries into over-easies will be the new internet meme.

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Admin Administrator Posts: 4,412 Blog Entries: 23 Thanked 261 Times LOLed 363 Times	#7 Posted May 26th, 2009, 03:46 PM Originally Posted by Charleene Well guys, if a girl asks to have a farewell dinner of some sort after a break up.....DONT DO IT! My theory is this guy was probably hoping for one last wild romp in the sack... Another bad idea btw.

Charleene Senior Member Posts: 1,002 Blog Entries: 2 Thanked 114 Times LOLed 121 Times	#8 Posted May 26th, 2009, 04:31 PM Originally Posted by Admin My theory is this guy was probably hoping for one last wild romp in the sack... Another bad idea btw. Well, he got his wild romp didnt he? Stupid men thinking with their penises, now he wont have to worry about choosing between his penis or his heart....he only has one option XD

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Naughty KP Senior Member Posts: 1,867 Blog Entries: 239 Thanked 112 Times LOLed 209 Times	#9 Posted May 28th, 2009, 03:07 AM Originally Posted by -Ra- Why do these crazy bitches go for the penis first? O_O God! That's about it for a man you know, w/o a penis, might as well kill him. Ra, Excatly what I was thinking too! We have other parts of the body as well you know! NKP