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Admin · Posted June 26th, 2009, 08:11 AM

So there is no extraterrestrial explanation for crop circles... It is just wallabies hitting up the opium fields.

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Stoned Wallabies creating crop circles
Wallabies have been creating crop circles in Australia after getting as "high as a kite" from eating legally grown opium poppy fields.

The marsupials have been breaking into fields in Tasmania, the world's largest producer of legally grown opium for the pharmaceutical market.

Lara Giddings, the Tasmanian attorney general, said: "We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles.

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Naughty KP · Posted June 26th, 2009, 08:21 AM

I didn't know they grew opium there! *adds 'take opium' to list of things to do when in tasmania*

SO does this mean that stoned wallabies abducted and probed all those 'I've been abducted by a UFO' people?

Maybe Opium makes them horny too, because loads of these abducted say they were anally probed.

NKP

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Naughty KP Senior Member Posts: 1,867 Blog Entries: 239 Thanked 112 Times LOLed 209 Times	#2 Posted June 26th, 2009, 08:21 AM I didn't know they grew opium there! adds 'take opium' to list of things to do when in tasmania SO does this mean that stoned wallabies abducted and probed all those 'I've been abducted by a UFO' people? Maybe Opium makes them horny too, because loads of these abducted say they were anally probed. NKP