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Admin · Posted January 7th, 2009, 07:34 AM

Original story is here.

Convict prefers jail to parents

A jailbird released early with an electronic tag has begged to go back to jail - because he can't stand living with his parents.

Convicted thief Guido Beneventi, 30, had his sentence reduced on condition that he stayed at his mum and dad's home in Palermo, southern Italy.

But he said that his parents constantly lectured him about his life of crime and then began ordering him around "like a child" and telling him to clean his room.

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I'm left speechless... Maybe he was just bummed out that it wasn't as easy to get a tossed salad back at his parents house.

Zoe · Posted January 7th, 2009, 11:02 AM

Chris Rock is so hilarious!!!

I can totally understand the kind of household that's so unbearable that jail is a sigh of relief. Poor guy!

-Ra- · Posted January 7th, 2009, 05:03 PM

Maybe his father wanted his salad tossed?

Ra,

Admin · Posted January 7th, 2009, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by -Ra-

Maybe his father wanted his salad tossed?

Ra,

And that concludes this conversation.

-Ra- · Posted January 8th, 2009, 12:05 AM

You know you love it. ;-)

Ra,

Zoe · Posted January 8th, 2009, 11:03 AM

Freud says: What have we learned about Ra's family life today?

Admin · Posted January 8th, 2009, 11:28 AM

Sweet! So is this a birthday psychoanalysis session for Ra?

*hands over the birthday hat and points to analyst's couch*

Zoe · Posted January 8th, 2009, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by Admin

Sweet! So is this a birthday psychoanalysis session for Ra?

*hands over the birthday hat and points to analyst's couch*

*employs Picard-esque facepalm as Ra wears birthday hat as codpiece.*

-Ra- · Posted January 8th, 2009, 12:26 PM

Are you two done having fun at my expense yet?

Ra,

Zoe · Posted January 8th, 2009, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by -Ra-

Are you two done having fun at my expense yet?

Ra,

Oh, the fun has barely started. The day is young, my friend! We still have your birthday spankings to sort out.

-Ra- · Posted January 8th, 2009, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by Zoe

Oh, the fun has barely started. The day is young, my friend! We still have your birthday spankings to sort out.

Oh my! I've been a very naughty boy!

Ra,

Zoe · Posted January 8th, 2009, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by -Ra-

Oh my! I've been a very naughty boy!

Ra,

That's right! Every prime numbered birthday gets double spankings and barbecue sauce.

Admin · Posted January 8th, 2009, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by -Ra-

Are you two done having fun at my expense yet?

Ra,

Now really... Did you really type that question without knowing the answer?

Naughty KP · Posted January 8th, 2009, 05:20 PM

Zoe uhm, here are those *ahem* penile preforated pasties you ordered? *awkward face* Who's the lucky man?

And also, as a special birthday suprise, I invited everyones favourite, the life of the party. Dr. Phil.

He's outside.

NKP

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Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,584 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#2 Posted January 7th, 2009, 11:02 AM Chris Rock is so hilarious!!! I can totally understand the kind of household that's so unbearable that jail is a sigh of relief. Poor guy!

-Ra- Senior Member Posts: 2,058 Thanked 445 Times LOLed 714 Times	#3 Posted January 7th, 2009, 05:03 PM Maybe his father wanted his salad tossed? Ra,

Admin Administrator Posts: 4,429 Blog Entries: 23 Thanked 261 Times LOLed 363 Times	#4 Posted January 7th, 2009, 10:04 PM Originally Posted by -Ra- Maybe his father wanted his salad tossed? Ra, And that concludes this conversation.

-Ra- Senior Member Posts: 2,058 Thanked 445 Times LOLed 714 Times	#5 Posted January 8th, 2009, 12:05 AM You know you love it. ;-) Ra,

Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,584 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#6 Posted January 8th, 2009, 11:03 AM Freud says: What have we learned about Ra's family life today?

Admin Administrator Posts: 4,429 Blog Entries: 23 Thanked 261 Times LOLed 363 Times	#7 Posted January 8th, 2009, 11:28 AM Sweet! So is this a birthday psychoanalysis session for Ra? hands over the birthday hat and points to analyst's couch

Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,584 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#8 Posted January 8th, 2009, 11:59 AM Originally Posted by Admin Sweet! So is this a birthday psychoanalysis session for Ra? hands over the birthday hat and points to analyst's couch employs Picard-esque facepalm as Ra wears birthday hat as codpiece.

-Ra- Senior Member Posts: 2,058 Thanked 445 Times LOLed 714 Times	#9 Posted January 8th, 2009, 12:26 PM Are you two done having fun at my expense yet? Ra,

Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,584 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#10 Posted January 8th, 2009, 12:29 PM Originally Posted by -Ra- Are you two done having fun at my expense yet? Ra, Oh, the fun has barely started. The day is young, my friend! We still have your birthday spankings to sort out.

-Ra- Senior Member Posts: 2,058 Thanked 445 Times LOLed 714 Times	#11 Posted January 8th, 2009, 12:31 PM Originally Posted by Zoe Oh, the fun has barely started. The day is young, my friend! We still have your birthday spankings to sort out. Oh my! I've been a very naughty boy! Ra,

Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,584 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#12 Posted January 8th, 2009, 12:32 PM Originally Posted by -Ra- Oh my! I've been a very naughty boy! Ra, That's right! Every prime numbered birthday gets double spankings and barbecue sauce.

Admin Administrator Posts: 4,429 Blog Entries: 23 Thanked 261 Times LOLed 363 Times	#13 Posted January 8th, 2009, 12:54 PM Originally Posted by -Ra- Are you two done having fun at my expense yet? Ra, Now really... Did you really type that question without knowing the answer?

Naughty KP Senior Member Posts: 1,872 Blog Entries: 239 Thanked 112 Times LOLed 209 Times	#14 Posted January 8th, 2009, 05:20 PM Zoe uhm, here are those ahem penile preforated pasties you ordered? awkward face Who's the lucky man? And also, as a special birthday suprise, I invited everyones favourite, the life of the party. Dr. Phil. He's outside. NKP