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Couple charged with assault with a deadly weapon... Oh... I mean... Assault with Cheetos.

Posted June 27th, 2009, 08:38 AM by Admin - 3 replies Post to Facebook Bookmark and Share

Must have been one heck of an argument for it to result in Cheetos flying. I'm just picturing that bright orange dust all over everything in the area.

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Tenn. couple accused of assault using Cheetos

Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year-old man and 44-year-old woman became involved in a 'verbal altercation.' Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.

Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.

According to the Shelbyville Times-Gazette, both posted bond of $2,500.

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Old Posted June 27th, 2009, 01:32 PM

... Am I the only one picturing two bed-ridden, Jabba-looking fatties effortfully flicking cheetos at each other?
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Old Posted June 28th, 2009, 01:11 AM

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... Am I the only one picturing two bed-ridden, Jabba-looking fatties effortfully flicking cheetos at each other?
Nope.

In my imagination, their shirts are covered in bacon grease.
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Old Posted June 28th, 2009, 06:52 PM

I picture the same thing as Zoe. Disgusting.

But honestly- How much damage are a bag of Cheetos going to do to someone? Could have been a food fight for all the cops knew.
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