I need a little audio button of Nelson's "Har! Har!" available... Because that's about all I think I'd be able to do if this were a friend...
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Trapped nude with a dryer on his head

Don't ask Dave Chapman why he climbed into the clothes dryer, it's an answer that eludes even him.
All he will say is the experience that followed won't be repeated.
His experience involves one pair of underpants, a Hoover 5050 ED heavy-duty dryer (with a 5kg load-bearing capability) and Dave.
He had been drinking with a few mates at Waipopo, near Timaru, on Saturday and went to change his clothes. When it came to finding a pair of undies to put on, Dave checked the dryer.
"By that time, I'd had a fair bit to drink; I don't know what flaming possessed me to get in it. I was trying to find these undies when everything just got stuck."
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