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Elderly couple held up at gunpoint... Thief runs off with... Toilet paper?

Posted March 4th, 2009, 11:24 AM by Admin - 2 replies Post to Facebook Bookmark and Share

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Gunman Steals Toilet Paper from Elderly Couple

Two elderly people on the city's Eastside were held up at gunpoint in their home Monday.

According to the police report, it happened shortly before 9 a.m. on Phoenix Ave.

The man and woman were sitting in their living room when a stranger opened the door and walked in.

He pointed a pistol at the man and said, "Give it up man, the brown wallet."

The man said he had no wallet, and the suspect searched him.

He then turned the gun to the woman and demanded her money. She also said she had none.

The suspect then took two bundles of toilet paper from the house and ran off down Winthrop St.

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My theory? The robber crapped himself when he realized they didn't have any money to steal... Either that or there is some different meaning of 'brown wallet' that I am unaware of. *runs off the check Urban Dictionary*
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Old Posted March 4th, 2009, 11:47 AM

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My theory? The robber crapped himself when he realized they didn't have any money to steal... Either that or there is some different meaning of 'brown wallet' that I am unaware of. *runs off the check Urban Dictionary*
Too gross for even me to explain... Let's play mad-libs!

A brown wallet is when you ____ yourself and it gets stuck between your _________ and it gets left there.
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Old Posted March 4th, 2009, 05:45 PM

Reminds me of that Chapelle's Show character Tyrone Biggums, escaping from jail, but not before stealing the pillow and the scratchy blanket in his cell, b/c "He can get some crack money for them".

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