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Admin · Posted November 20th, 2008, 07:22 AM

Plastic prostitutes placed at the side of the street to draw attention to garden gnomes?

Makes perfect sense to me!

Original article is here.

Garden gnome maker's plastic prostitutes

A Romanian entrepreneur has come under fire for putting plastic prostitutes on the street to advertise his garden gnome business.

Neighbours in Lilieci, Bacau county, complain the realistic figures distract motorists and are an unsuitable sight for local children.

Cristi Birgu, 27, who has just set up his business, defends his "aggressive advertising" and says the dummies will remain outside his house to drum up trade.

Apart from garden gnomes and prostitutes, he makes reproductions of Laurel and Hardy, Elvis, sports stars, cartoon characters and animals.

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Makes me wonder who are the ones complaining... Hmmm... Some of the men who actually stopped for some "business" before realizing they are fake maybe?

Zoe · Posted November 20th, 2008, 10:51 AM

Originally Posted by Admin

Makes me wonder who are the ones complaining... Hmmm... Some of the men who actually stopped for some "business" before realizing they are fake maybe?

I was actually just thinking that! These guys aren't pissed off for the children; they're mad because they stopped the car and the plastic bitch didn't even look at them!

Admin · Posted November 20th, 2008, 10:58 AM

Hmmm... The evil side of me just got the idea to set one of the plastic ho-bags up with a camera to record how many actually slow or stop to talk to her... Blackmail to pay hosting bills? Sweet.

-Ra- · Posted November 20th, 2008, 05:04 PM

What a bunch of amateurs! Who cares if she's plastic! I'd get it on anyway! God!

Ra,

Sweet Kandi · Posted November 20th, 2008, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by -Ra-

What a bunch of amateurs! Who cares if she's plastic! I'd get it on anyway! God!

Ra,

But wouldn't a wax prostitute be a bit better, or at least more comfortable then plastic? O:

Vegas has a wax museum X3 Try that.

Zoe · Posted November 20th, 2008, 05:10 PM

THIS JUST IN:

Insane Turkish Dude Not Hindered By Plastic Prossie's Lack Of Vagina

"She digs my 'stache," Ra was reported to claim, not ceasing his activity with the oversized lawn ornament for the interview. "All chicks dig my 'stache."

The plastic prostitute refused to comment. So far no claims have been made as to whether the activity was consensual or not. Authorities argue that the plastic prostitute was manufactured within the last four months, and this therefore constitutes statutory rape, a class C felony, and sexual misconduct in the first degree.

Ra, you terrible person.

-Ra- · Posted November 20th, 2008, 05:14 PM

Hey, she was askin' for it! =P

Ra,

Miss Matchmaker · Posted November 22nd, 2008, 04:34 PM

How are plastic prostitutes supposed to draw attention to garden gnomes? They would take away the attention of them.

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Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,583 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#2 Posted November 20th, 2008, 10:51 AM Originally Posted by Admin Makes me wonder who are the ones complaining... Hmmm... Some of the men who actually stopped for some "business" before realizing they are fake maybe? I was actually just thinking that! These guys aren't pissed off for the children; they're mad because they stopped the car and the plastic bitch didn't even look at them!

Admin Administrator Posts: 4,389 Blog Entries: 23 Thanked 261 Times LOLed 362 Times	#3 Posted November 20th, 2008, 10:58 AM Hmmm... The evil side of me just got the idea to set one of the plastic ho-bags up with a camera to record how many actually slow or stop to talk to her... Blackmail to pay hosting bills? Sweet.

-Ra- Senior Member Posts: 2,058 Thanked 445 Times LOLed 713 Times	#4 Posted November 20th, 2008, 05:04 PM What a bunch of amateurs! Who cares if she's plastic! I'd get it on anyway! God! Ra,

Sweet Kandi Senior Member Posts: 616 Thanked 47 Times LOLed 93 Times	#5 Posted November 20th, 2008, 05:07 PM Originally Posted by -Ra- What a bunch of amateurs! Who cares if she's plastic! I'd get it on anyway! God! Ra, But wouldn't a wax prostitute be a bit better, or at least more comfortable then plastic? O: Vegas has a wax museum X3 Try that.

-Ra- Senior Member Posts: 2,058 Thanked 445 Times LOLed 713 Times	#7 Posted November 20th, 2008, 05:14 PM Hey, she was askin' for it! =P Ra,

Miss Matchmaker Member Posts: 171 Thanked 5 Times LOLed 7 Times	#8 Posted November 22nd, 2008, 04:34 PM How are plastic prostitutes supposed to draw attention to garden gnomes? They would take away the attention of them.