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Holy christianity! Maddona's new toy boy is jesus

Posted January 8th, 2009, 05:07 PM by Naughty KP - 9 replies Post to Facebook Bookmark and Share

Any news article that mentions Maddona and jesus. Man I'm there.

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Holy Christianity: Madonna's new toy boy is named Jesus

Forget A-Rod - apparently Madonna is currently gettin' nasty with this hot piece!
While visiting Brazil as part of her Sticky and Sweet world tour, the newly-single Madge did a photoshoot for W magazine featuring a spunky young model named Jesus Luz (above).

According to Page Six, Madonna was so impressed with his sexy ways that she asked him to join her on tour. "She was very interested in him," said their source, adding that Jesus is now in Sao Paolo with his famous new sugar momma. "He's there with her now and [photographer] Steven Klein is helping him get along with everyone."

Brazilian website Glamurama reckons that "everyone knows they are ficando - which is a Portuguese expression that means they are kissing and doing other things but without any obligation of being faithful or getting into a relationship afterwards."

Madonna's publicist reckons she is "still waiting to hear about Jesus," whatever that means, and we're going wild for the Madonna/Jesus name pairing. Genius!
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EEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW
For gods sake.. What's wrong with these men? They see her shaking her wrinkly *** around in a leotard and they LIKE it? That's beyond gross!!! I wish she'd just retire to a home already.
MadJesus... Hey! It's Kinda catchy!!

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Old Posted January 8th, 2009, 09:36 PM

NKP, just come out of the closet already.

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Old Posted January 8th, 2009, 10:07 PM

hot damn...
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Old Posted January 9th, 2009, 12:31 AM

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NKP, just come out of the closet already.

Ra,
I agree with Ra.
No straight sane guy cares about stupid celebrities that will get fucked up, knocked up, and drop out of the spotlight within 5-10 years.
You, ma'am, are not straight.
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Old Posted January 9th, 2009, 07:13 AM

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MadJesus... Hey! It's Kinda catchy!!

NKP

MadJesus?! Love it. The name trend starts at nTT! Wooo!
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Old Posted January 9th, 2009, 08:14 AM

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I agree with Ra.
No straight sane guy cares about stupid celebrities that will get fucked up, knocked up, and drop out of the spotlight within 5-10 years.
You, ma'am, are not straight.
Why you have to spread your absurd hate around the forums I don't know. Trying to stay on topic please people?

Oh and in case you missed the info, it's 'Sir' thankyou very much.


MadJesus?! Love it. The name trend starts at nTT! Wooo!
I wonder if that could be used as an insult on people?

ME: "Don't be such a MadJesus! Gawd! "

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Old Posted January 9th, 2009, 03:01 PM

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Why you have to spread your absurd hate around the forums I don't know. Trying to stay on topic please people?

Oh and in case you missed the info, it's 'Sir' thankyou very much.




I wonder if that could be used as an insult on people?

ME: "Don't be such a MadJesus! Gawd! "

NKP
Yes, because only you would think of new words to insult people with.

Oh, and I agree with -Ra-. And Saruhh.
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Old Posted January 10th, 2009, 01:51 AM

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Why you have to spread your absurd hate around the forums I don't know. Trying to stay on topic please people?

Oh and in case you missed the info, it's 'Sir' thankyou very much.




I wonder if that could be used as an insult on people?

ME: "Don't be such a MadJesus! Gawd! "

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Hun, I'm not spreading hate. I'm spreading really really really dislike. =D
Oh, but I did stay on topic! I said something pertaining to the topic, didn't I?
And I'm sooo sooo sorry for bruising your poor little ego, but you act like a catty woman.
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Old Posted January 10th, 2009, 08:09 AM

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Hun, I'm not spreading hate. I'm spreading really really really dislike. =D
Oh, but I did stay on topic! I said something pertaining to the topic, didn't I?
And I'm sooo sooo sorry for bruising your poor little ego, but you act like a catty woman.
Uh... Correct me if I am wrong here but wasn't that directed at NKP?
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Old Posted January 17th, 2009, 03:48 AM

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Uh... Correct me if I am wrong here but wasn't that directed at NKP?
Yes it was. *reported*

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