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Admin · Posted March 12th, 2009, 08:30 AM

Ouch? Is that not a sufficient enough response?

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Horse bites off Indonesian man's testicle, spits it out

AN Indonesian villager had to be rushed to hospital after a horse bit off one of his testicles.
The 35-year-old man was unloading sand from a horse-drawn cart at a construction site in Sulawesi earlier this week when the attack occurred, Indonesia's state-run news agency Antara reported.

A witness said the animal suddenly lunged at the man, sinking its teeth into his crotch.

Shocked bystanders loaded the man into a car to take him to hospital, before one noticed a piece of flesh on the pavement.

"Luckily the horse did not chew up or swallow his testicle, but spit it onto the pavement," the bystander was quoted as saying.

"So I picked it up and brought it to the doctor at the hospital where the victim was being treated."

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Zoe · Posted March 12th, 2009, 10:59 AM

And here I was, ready for a story about how this guy tried to get the animal to "service" him, and I find the horse went after it all on his own. I wouldn't believe it if there weren't witnesses.

Admin · Posted March 12th, 2009, 12:22 PM

Man-hating horse? Or maybe he had tried some funny business some other time?

Can you imagine being there and being the one to see some guy's nut on the floor?! What goes through your mind before you pick that up? Or any body part for that matter (but especially in this case)?

Charleene · Posted March 12th, 2009, 12:30 PM

"Here sir, you forgot this!"

Man, Mr. Ed decided he wanted a little something something on the side maybe? Thats crazy though. If the owner knew the horse had bitten before, he should have limited the horse to work around his own property instead of taking it on public cart pulls. Hope the guy is ok, people live just fine with only one nut, I know a guy who only has one nut and he has 2 kids with one on the way lol.

TigerLily013 · Posted March 12th, 2009, 01:48 PM

Originally Posted by Charleene

"Here sir, you forgot this!"

Man, Mr. Ed decided he wanted a little something something on the side maybe? Thats crazy though. If the owner knew the horse had bitten before, he should have limited the horse to work around his own property instead of taking it on public cart pulls. Hope the guy is ok, people live just fine with only one nut, I know a guy who only has one nut and he has 2 kids with one on the way lol.

My guess is Eddy there might have been have a bad week or something. Day before he trotted into his stable and found his mare getting it on with a sexy black stallion, then day before THAT his horseshoes were fitted wrong.

So he took his anger out on the next living being he saw. CHOMPSPITOWNED.

-Ra- · Posted March 12th, 2009, 02:18 PM

Horse's response when asked about the man's testicle.

Ra,

Naughty KP · Posted March 13th, 2009, 02:04 AM

Perhaps his nuts were on sale?

NKP

Sweet Kandi · Posted March 13th, 2009, 08:32 AM

I feel I must ask, where were his pants?

The horse bit through his pants, but only spit out the testicle?
By the way it sounds he wasn't wearing pants at all, lol.

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Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,584 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#2 Posted March 12th, 2009, 10:59 AM And here I was, ready for a story about how this guy tried to get the animal to "service" him, and I find the horse went after it all on his own. I wouldn't believe it if there weren't witnesses.

Admin Administrator Posts: 4,412 Blog Entries: 23 Thanked 261 Times LOLed 363 Times	#3 Posted March 12th, 2009, 12:22 PM Man-hating horse? Or maybe he had tried some funny business some other time? Can you imagine being there and being the one to see some guy's nut on the floor?! What goes through your mind before you pick that up? Or any body part for that matter (but especially in this case)?

-Ra- Senior Member Posts: 2,058 Thanked 445 Times LOLed 714 Times	#6 Posted March 12th, 2009, 02:18 PM Horse's response when asked about the man's testicle. Ra,

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Naughty KP Senior Member Posts: 1,867 Blog Entries: 239 Thanked 112 Times LOLed 209 Times	#7 Posted March 13th, 2009, 02:04 AM Perhaps his nuts were on sale? NKP

Sweet Kandi Senior Member Posts: 617 Thanked 47 Times LOLed 93 Times	#8 Posted March 13th, 2009, 08:32 AM I feel I must ask, where were his pants? The horse bit through his pants, but only spit out the testicle? By the way it sounds he wasn't wearing pants at all, lol.

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