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Admin · Posted January 14th, 2009, 08:49 AM

Just about as WTF as they get...

Original story is here.

'I was bashed with a dildo by man in leather mask'

AN Andergrove mother was bludgeoned with a rubber dildo wrapped in duct tape by a home invader who also killed her little pet dog by strapping it up to a palm tree in a public park, a court heard yesterday.

The alleged attacker wore a leather mask and his attack was premeditated and particularly violent, police said.

The Daily Mercury spoke with the 49-year-old victim about her ordeal yesterday and has decided not to identify her.

She was bruised and distressed and was upset by the death of her pet dog named Apso, a friendly little 15-month-old dog that may have bitten his attacker before he was killed.

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Hmmm... So... Dildo... Leather mask... Am I to assume the police are looking for a disgruntled gimp?

Zoe · Posted January 14th, 2009, 04:04 PM

I was bashed with a dildo by man in leather mask.

At first I couldn't understand what she was complaining about, then I read the part where he killed her doggie.

meowbark · Posted January 14th, 2009, 05:16 PM

Originally Posted by Admin

Hmmm... So... Dildo... Leather mask...

Kinky.

Sweet Kandi · Posted January 14th, 2009, 05:47 PM

Always, ALWAYS pay your hookers >.<

Admin · Posted January 14th, 2009, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by Sweet Kandi

Always, ALWAYS pay your hookers >.<

BWAHAHAHA!

"Pay me for services rendered... Or your dog gets it " *make slashing motion with hand across throat*

Zoe · Posted January 14th, 2009, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by Admin

BWAHAHAHA!

"Pay me for services rendered... Or your dog gets it " *make slashing motion with hand across throat*

*...with dildo*

-Ra- · Posted January 14th, 2009, 06:23 PM

Do I even have to say anything in this topic? :3 Just read my mind, that'll be good enough.

Ra,

Fire.Fly · Posted January 14th, 2009, 06:37 PM

Forget the woman.
I feel so sad for the dog.
What sort of a loser does that to an animal?

RIP Apso.

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Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,584 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#2 Posted January 14th, 2009, 04:04 PM I was bashed with a dildo by man in leather mask. At first I couldn't understand what she was complaining about, then I read the part where he killed her doggie.

meowbark Senior Member Posts: 814 Blog Entries: 6 Thanked 53 Times LOLed 233 Times	#3 Posted January 14th, 2009, 05:16 PM Originally Posted by Admin Hmmm... So... Dildo... Leather mask... Kinky.

Sweet Kandi Senior Member Posts: 617 Thanked 47 Times LOLed 93 Times	#4 Posted January 14th, 2009, 05:47 PM Always, ALWAYS pay your hookers >.<

Admin Administrator Posts: 4,419 Blog Entries: 23 Thanked 261 Times LOLed 363 Times	#5 Posted January 14th, 2009, 05:49 PM Originally Posted by Sweet Kandi Always, ALWAYS pay your hookers >.< BWAHAHAHA! "Pay me for services rendered... Or your dog gets it " make slashing motion with hand across throat

Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,584 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#6 Posted January 14th, 2009, 06:07 PM Originally Posted by Admin BWAHAHAHA! "Pay me for services rendered... Or your dog gets it " make slashing motion with hand across throat ...with dildo

-Ra- Senior Member Posts: 2,058 Thanked 445 Times LOLed 714 Times	#7 Posted January 14th, 2009, 06:23 PM Do I even have to say anything in this topic? :3 Just read my mind, that'll be good enough. Ra,

Fire.Fly Member Posts: 57 Thanked 4 Times LOLed 1 Time	#8 Posted January 14th, 2009, 06:37 PM Forget the woman. I feel so sad for the dog. What sort of a loser does that to an animal? RIP Apso.