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Admin · Posted January 8th, 2009, 07:35 AM

This story has way too many funny parts to it... Read the entire story here. I am going to jump around a bit...

Man smashes into Cairns adult shop for sex with dolls

A MAN has smashed his way into an adult shop and had sex with blow-up dolls before abandoning the sex toys in a nearby lane.
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His method of entry is to smash through walls and squeeze through tight holes, The Cairns Post reports.

The owner of the adult shop, who wished to be named only as Vogue, said that in a first unreported break-in, the man had stolen five dolls and had sex with one of them.

“He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley,” he said.
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Vogue said a sex toy also went missing in the second break-in and that the offender had a liking for the doll model named "Jungle Jane", which had been taken on both occasions.
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Both men said fleeting video images showed the burglar as being a tall, skinny Caucasian. He has left DNA evidence at the crime scene. ( )

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Naughty KP · Posted January 8th, 2009, 10:08 AM

Admin, I would like to know for the saftey of our community...

Were you googling 'Jungle Jane' by any chance recently Hmm?

NKP

Zoe · Posted January 8th, 2009, 11:10 AM

... You know society has reached an all-time low when kidnap and rape start happening to balloons.

Admin · Posted January 8th, 2009, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by Naughty Kuchi-Patchi

Admin, I would like to know for the saftey of our community...

Were you googling 'Jungle Jane' by any chance recently Hmm?

NKP

Well... No... But I do have to admit to searching for Jungle Jane to to try and find out what this balloon looks like.

@Zoe:

Zoe · Posted January 8th, 2009, 11:25 AM

Here you go!

x.Soha · Posted January 8th, 2009, 01:53 PM

I heard of this. My bus driver turned the radio on and then they were talking about criminals and told us about it. I though they said blow up dog. xD

-Ra- · Posted January 8th, 2009, 02:51 PM

Hey, when you gotta rape, you gotta rape .. or wait, was that "go" ? .. hmmm..

Ra,

Zoe · Posted January 8th, 2009, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by -Ra-

Hey, when you gotta rape, you gotta rape .. or wait, was that "go" ? .. hmmm..

Ra,

... Is that what you do with your sex dolls?

-Ra- · Posted January 8th, 2009, 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by Zoe

... Is that what you do with your sex dolls?

I have never thought of you as a sex doll!!

Ra,

Admin · Posted January 8th, 2009, 03:42 PM

LOL Thanks for finding that Zoe!

Seriously though... People see a balloon like that and think "Ooh! I want to get with that one!" or wtf?! At least the Real Dolls type thing are more "realistic" than this.

Naughty KP · Posted January 8th, 2009, 04:28 PM

Originally Posted by Admin

LOL Thanks for finding that Zoe!

Seriously though... People see a balloon like that and think "Ooh! I want to get with that one!" or wtf?! At least the Real Dolls type thing are more "realistic" than this.

Doesn't anyone ever get the urge to lay their party balloon they get from the happy meal box at mcdonalds parties? And the best part is, you don't have to blow it up!

No you have to get one that looks like uhm, wait no err...

NKP

Zoe · Posted January 8th, 2009, 04:52 PM

Originally Posted by Admin

LOL Thanks for finding that Zoe!

Seriously though... People see a balloon like that and think "Ooh! I want to get with that one!" or wtf?! At least the Real Dolls type thing are more "realistic" than this.

You mean those dolls that look like real babies???

meowbark · Posted January 8th, 2009, 05:40 PM

Originally Posted by Zoe

You mean those dolls that look like real babies???

"The RealDoll is a life-size sex doll (also considered a mannequin) manufactured by Abyss Creations in San Marcos, California, and sold worldwide. It has a poseable PVC skeleton with steel joints and silicone flesh, which is arguably the state-of-the-art for life-like human body simulation."

Now apparently you can change the Skin color and face/hair (Oh yes!) Here's a example!

Zoe · Posted January 8th, 2009, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by meowbark

"The RealDoll is a life-size sex doll (also considered a mannequin) manufactured by Abyss Creations in San Marcos, California, and sold worldwide. It has a poseable PVC skeleton with steel joints and silicone flesh, which is arguably the state-of-the-art for life-like human body simulation."

Now apparently you can change the Skin color and face/hair (Oh yes!) Here's a example!

Nice. This one's pregnant in the boobs. Buy one get two free!

-Ra- · Posted January 8th, 2009, 09:14 PM

Okay, fascinating and all, but wouldn't that "sort" of be like Necrophilia? I mean, sort of creepy .. yah!

Ra,

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Naughty KP Senior Member Posts: 1,867 Blog Entries: 239 Thanked 112 Times LOLed 209 Times	#2 Posted January 8th, 2009, 10:08 AM Admin, I would like to know for the saftey of our community... Were you googling 'Jungle Jane' by any chance recently Hmm? NKP

Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,583 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#3 Posted January 8th, 2009, 11:10 AM ... You know society has reached an all-time low when kidnap and rape start happening to balloons.

Admin Administrator Posts: 4,396 Blog Entries: 23 Thanked 261 Times LOLed 362 Times	#4 Posted January 8th, 2009, 11:21 AM Originally Posted by Naughty Kuchi-Patchi Admin, I would like to know for the saftey of our community... Were you googling 'Jungle Jane' by any chance recently Hmm? NKP Well... No... But I do have to admit to searching for Jungle Jane to to try and find out what this balloon looks like. @Zoe:

Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,583 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#5 Posted January 8th, 2009, 11:25 AM Here you go!

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x.Soha Member Posts: 36 Thanked 5 Times LOLed 1 Time	#6 Posted January 8th, 2009, 01:53 PM I heard of this. My bus driver turned the radio on and then they were talking about criminals and told us about it. I though they said blow up dog. xD

-Ra- Senior Member Posts: 2,058 Thanked 445 Times LOLed 714 Times	#7 Posted January 8th, 2009, 02:51 PM Hey, when you gotta rape, you gotta rape .. or wait, was that "go" ? .. hmmm.. Ra,

Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,583 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#8 Posted January 8th, 2009, 03:04 PM Originally Posted by -Ra- Hey, when you gotta rape, you gotta rape .. or wait, was that "go" ? .. hmmm.. Ra, ... Is that what you do with your sex dolls?

-Ra- Senior Member Posts: 2,058 Thanked 445 Times LOLed 714 Times	#9 Posted January 8th, 2009, 03:25 PM Originally Posted by Zoe ... Is that what you do with your sex dolls? I have never thought of you as a sex doll!! Ra,

Admin Administrator Posts: 4,396 Blog Entries: 23 Thanked 261 Times LOLed 362 Times	#10 Posted January 8th, 2009, 03:42 PM LOL Thanks for finding that Zoe! Seriously though... People see a balloon like that and think "Ooh! I want to get with that one!" or wtf?! At least the Real Dolls type thing are more "realistic" than this.

Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,583 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#12 Posted January 8th, 2009, 04:52 PM Originally Posted by Admin LOL Thanks for finding that Zoe! Seriously though... People see a balloon like that and think "Ooh! I want to get with that one!" or wtf?! At least the Real Dolls type thing are more "realistic" than this. You mean those dolls that look like real babies???

-Ra- Senior Member Posts: 2,058 Thanked 445 Times LOLed 714 Times	#15 Posted January 8th, 2009, 09:14 PM Okay, fascinating and all, but wouldn't that "sort" of be like Necrophilia? I mean, sort of creepy .. yah! Ra,