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Admin · Posted June 9th, 2009, 12:34 PM

Whoa... Now I can't get the mental images of a pant leg with baby by the shoes and umbilical cord attaching them out of my head.

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Mother gave birth so quickly her baby slid down her trouser leg

A mother told of her shock today after she unexpectedly gave birth at home so quickly her baby daughter slid down her trouser leg.

Katherine Allan, 23, was having regular contractions, but was told by the hospital they were still too far apart to require treatment.

However moments later tiny Hannah made her surprise appearance at the bottom of the stairs as Katherine's partner Alan Moore, 25, helped her walk.

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Iamtamagotchi · Posted June 9th, 2009, 02:30 PM

Wow. I wish all births happened like that instead most births happen while the wife yells an endless line of curses at the husband, then the husband faints!

BAM · Posted June 9th, 2009, 04:20 PM

If that's the mother, she looks kinda trashy.

Yeah, that's how births should happen. But that woman
has probably been around the block so much that her you-know-whatie
was stretched to the max causing the baby to just slip out.

-Ra- · Posted June 10th, 2009, 12:28 AM

Wow, she must have some baggy vagina. My god, how does a baby just slide out? It must be like throwing a sausage down a hallway down there .. gross ..

Ra,

TamaMum · Posted June 10th, 2009, 01:54 PM

For those who don't know, it's not unusual for second or third babies to deliver much, much quicker

My cousin barely got onto a gurney (trolley) before the midwife was delivering her son (literally - she nearly had the baby in the maternity reception desk area).

My sister in law's third baby was almost delivered in the car on the way to hospital (she managed to fight against the urge to push for long enough to get into a maternity room)

(I might add that both of them had NOT been around the block a few times either) :p

Zoe · Posted June 10th, 2009, 02:51 PM

500 men couldn't do to a vagina what one baby can do. Unless, of course, it's 500 men at the same time.

(Besides, that woman looks like she could circle every block in the redlight district and never find a taker.)

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Iamtamagotchi Member Posts: 64 Blog Entries: 1 LOLed 3 Times	#2 Posted June 9th, 2009, 02:30 PM Wow. I wish all births happened like that instead most births happen while the wife yells an endless line of curses at the husband, then the husband faints!

BAM Member Posts: 169 Thanked 8 Times LOLed 12 Times	#3 Posted June 9th, 2009, 04:20 PM If that's the mother, she looks kinda trashy. Yeah, that's how births should happen. But that woman has probably been around the block so much that her you-know-whatie was stretched to the max causing the baby to just slip out.

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-Ra- Senior Member Posts: 2,058 Thanked 445 Times LOLed 714 Times	#4 Posted June 10th, 2009, 12:28 AM Wow, she must have some baggy vagina. My god, how does a baby just slide out? It must be like throwing a sausage down a hallway down there .. gross .. Ra,

Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,584 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#6 Posted June 10th, 2009, 02:51 PM 500 men couldn't do to a vagina what one baby can do. Unless, of course, it's 500 men at the same time. (Besides, that woman looks like she could circle every block in the redlight district and never find a taker.)

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