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Admin · Posted May 27th, 2009, 03:17 PM

I guess sometimes you have to get creative to fill empty job positions... Worth mentioning is that this worked wonderfully for them.

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Free boob jobs offered to nurses at Prague clinic

Nurses, doctors and secretaries who sign up with the small private clinic for three years can choose their free plastic surgery.

"It has been a success," Jiri Schweitzer, a manager at the Iscare clinic, said, adding the establishment was now fully staffed and had to reject dozens of beauty-hunting job applicants.

Petra Kalivodova, a 31-year-old nurse who has been working at the clinic for four years, has had a breast implants - the most popular choice among nurses - so she underwent liposuction for her signing on perk.

"I have mentioned this to colleagues and friends, and the interest in working here is huge," she said.

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Charleene · Posted May 27th, 2009, 04:11 PM

I would work there, get some free lipo from it? You bet your ass (or my ass, I have enough for two people) I would!

-Ra- · Posted May 28th, 2009, 02:26 AM

Oh!! Boob job as in cosmetics? I had pictured something else -- nevermind. :3

Ra,

Charleene · Posted May 28th, 2009, 12:30 PM

Originally Posted by -Ra-

Oh!! Boob job as in cosmetics? I had pictured something else -- nevermind. :3

Ra,

Thats called tit f***ing sir lol

Admin · Posted May 28th, 2009, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by -Ra-

Oh!! Boob job as in cosmetics? I had pictured something else -- nevermind. :3

Ra,

I'm wondering what the outcry would be if that was listed as a perk for a job opening...

Looking to hire!!! Pay sucks.
No health care. Free lap dances
every other Friday.

Think they would find job applicants?

Charleene · Posted May 28th, 2009, 05:31 PM

Oh yes, you would get applicants lol

Would you rather work at McDonalds where the pay is crap and no health care or would you rather work at Burger King where the pay is crap and no health care BUT you get free lap dances on fridays? XDD

Admin · Posted May 28th, 2009, 07:27 PM

I think you'd be able to offer working at Burger King where the pay is crappier and no health care... If you offered the lap dances.

Maybe this is the way to fix the economy! Be able to pay people less, cut their benefits AND have them be happier... While also increasing the need for new jobs as strippers. Will there be enough ho bags to save the economy?

TigerLily013 · Posted May 28th, 2009, 08:01 PM

Originally Posted by Admin

I think you'd be able to offer working at Burger King where the pay is crappier and no health care... If you offered the lap dances.

Maybe this is the way to fix the economy! Be able to pay people less, cut their benefits AND have them be happier... While also increasing the need for new jobs as strippers. Will there be enough ho bags to save the economy?

Do you really have to ask that? :p Probably more than enough (some places more than others) lol.

Charleene · Posted May 28th, 2009, 08:51 PM

Originally Posted by Admin

I think you'd be able to offer working at Burger King where the pay is crappier and no health care... If you offered the lap dances.

Maybe this is the way to fix the economy! Be able to pay people less, cut their benefits AND have them be happier... While also increasing the need for new jobs as strippers. Will there be enough ho bags to save the economy?

You know what popped into my head when you said that? The ho down throw down song XD I never heard the dang thing, cept the few lyrics my sister knows, but I could just imagine a bunch of ho's beating the crap out of each other to get a job at burger king XD HO DOWN THROW DOWN!

Naughty KP · Posted May 29th, 2009, 02:25 AM

Then we can have Voting TV shows!

Are you Americas next Master Ho?

Or better yet, American Ho! Vote for you're favourite ho each week. And the winner, gets to work at an affordable family restaurant. Fun for all the family!

ON another note, I wonder if they'd do boob jobs for guys?

NKP

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Charleene Senior Member Posts: 1,002 Blog Entries: 2 Thanked 114 Times LOLed 121 Times	#2 Posted May 27th, 2009, 04:11 PM I would work there, get some free lipo from it? You bet your ass (or my ass, I have enough for two people) I would!

-Ra- Senior Member Posts: 2,058 Thanked 445 Times LOLed 714 Times	#3 Posted May 28th, 2009, 02:26 AM Oh!! Boob job as in cosmetics? I had pictured something else -- nevermind. :3 Ra,

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Charleene Senior Member Posts: 1,002 Blog Entries: 2 Thanked 114 Times LOLed 121 Times	#4 Posted May 28th, 2009, 12:30 PM Originally Posted by -Ra- Oh!! Boob job as in cosmetics? I had pictured something else -- nevermind. :3 Ra, Thats called tit f***ing sir lol

Admin Administrator Posts: 4,398 Blog Entries: 23 Thanked 261 Times LOLed 363 Times	#5 Posted May 28th, 2009, 02:25 PM Originally Posted by -Ra- Oh!! Boob job as in cosmetics? I had pictured something else -- nevermind. :3 Ra, I'm wondering what the outcry would be if that was listed as a perk for a job opening... Looking to hire!!! Pay sucks. No health care. Free lap dances every other Friday. Think they would find job applicants?

Charleene Senior Member Posts: 1,002 Blog Entries: 2 Thanked 114 Times LOLed 121 Times	#6 Posted May 28th, 2009, 05:31 PM Oh yes, you would get applicants lol Would you rather work at McDonalds where the pay is crap and no health care or would you rather work at Burger King where the pay is crap and no health care BUT you get free lap dances on fridays? XDD

Admin Administrator Posts: 4,398 Blog Entries: 23 Thanked 261 Times LOLed 363 Times	#7 Posted May 28th, 2009, 07:27 PM I think you'd be able to offer working at Burger King where the pay is crappier and no health care... If you offered the lap dances. Maybe this is the way to fix the economy! Be able to pay people less, cut their benefits AND have them be happier... While also increasing the need for new jobs as strippers. Will there be enough ho bags to save the economy?

Naughty KP Senior Member Posts: 1,867 Blog Entries: 239 Thanked 112 Times LOLed 209 Times	#10 Posted May 29th, 2009, 02:25 AM Then we can have Voting TV shows! Are you Americas next Master Ho? Or better yet, American Ho! Vote for you're favourite ho each week. And the winner, gets to work at an affordable family restaurant. Fun for all the family! ON another note, I wonder if they'd do boob jobs for guys? NKP