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Admin · Posted May 4th, 2009, 08:58 AM

Not sure if no woman wants to be with him because of the almost doubled size after surgery or if it was just because of the frankenweenie itself.

Original story is here.

Man begs doctors to undo penis enlargement surgery

Just one month after undergoing a penis enlargement surgery, a patient of a Moscow plastic surgery clinic has asked the doctors to restore the original size of his penis.

In February the 40-years-old man, identified as Konstantin F., came to the clinic complaining he was too small, Life.ru website reports Monday.

The man wanted to add an extra two-thirds to his penis and get 25 cm (9.8 inches) instead of his 15 cm (5.9 inches).

The doctors tried to persuade the patient that his penis was ideally sized, warned that he may be unhappy with the results of the surgery, and even showed him a life-sized replica of a 25-cm male organ. But the man stood his ground and demanded the operation.

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Zoe · Posted May 4th, 2009, 11:54 AM

Boys, pay attention! See this? Women don't want their internal organs to be mashed into paste by a man's genitals. Why can't these men understand that?

Yes, he was 6 inches. LEAVE IT ALONE. Moron. I love the doctor's quote: “If there was a surgery to enlarge brains, we would offer him a free trial,” the doctor said.

iRonic · Posted May 4th, 2009, 11:58 AM

One dick.
two dick.
red dick.
blue dick.
[Dr. Suess gone wrong]

MaybeTomorrow · Posted May 4th, 2009, 11:59 AM

Jesus. Some people just don't know when enough is enough. If you penis is ideally sized and you want to enlarge it you're stupid. Nobody wants a huge dick in them because that hurts! What was he thinking?

Charleene · Posted May 4th, 2009, 02:53 PM

If you think its too small, and you have seriously considered enlargement then go with someone natural and not so drastically changing. Surgery? Come on, why not try enzyte first? Either way, he was perfectly fine in size before, he should of left it the way he was....now he has to deal with more surgeries on his man parts and more pain so he can get back to not getting any sex, like he was in the first place. Hes 40 something, seriously, midlife crisis?

MaybeTomorrow · Posted May 4th, 2009, 02:55 PM

Originally Posted by Charleene

If you think its too small, and you have seriously considered enlargement then go with someone natural and not so drastically changing. Surgery? Come on, why not try enzyte first? Either way, he was perfectly fine in size before, he should of left it the way he was....now he has to deal with more surgeries on his man parts and more pain so he can get back to not getting any sex, like he was in the first place. Hes 40 something, seriously, midlife crisis?

I guess so!

iRonic · Posted May 4th, 2009, 05:12 PM

I hope that when they have to chop up part of his Penis the axe slips and cuts it down all the way to his balls..

Before: 8====>
After: 8===========>
After after: 8

MaybeTomorrow · Posted May 4th, 2009, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by iRonic

I hope that when they have to chop up part of his Penis the axe slips and cuts it down all the way to his balls..

Before: 8====>
After: 8===========>
After after: 8

baha. that made me giggle. but then again just thinking about you makes me giggle..

iRonic · Posted May 4th, 2009, 05:15 PM

Originally Posted by MaybeTomorrow

baha. that made me giggle. but then again just thinking about you makes me giggle..

So does that make me funny or funny-looking??
o.O

MaybeTomorrow · Posted May 4th, 2009, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by iRonic

So does that make me funny or funny-looking??

Oh gosh, you're funny not funny looking!

Admin · Posted May 5th, 2009, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by Charleene

Hes 40 something, seriously, midlife crisis?

Is penis enlargement surgery cheaper than a Corvette?

Charleene · Posted May 5th, 2009, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by Admin

Is penis enlargement surgery cheaper than a Corvette?

Prolly about the same I would imagine, but the enlargement might get the women to stay with him once the car gets repo'd cause he cant afford the payments XD Cant repo a surgery (though he wants them to now!)

-Ra- · Posted May 5th, 2009, 05:14 PM

What a dumbass! 6 inches is PERFECTLY fine, idiot!

Ra,

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Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,583 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#2 Posted May 4th, 2009, 11:54 AM Boys, pay attention! See this? Women don't want their internal organs to be mashed into paste by a man's genitals. Why can't these men understand that? Yes, he was 6 inches. LEAVE IT ALONE. Moron. I love the doctor's quote: “If there was a surgery to enlarge brains, we would offer him a free trial,” the doctor said.

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iRonic Member Posts: 161 Blog Entries: 3 Thanked 1 Time LOLed 7 Times	#3 Posted May 4th, 2009, 11:58 AM One dick. two dick. red dick. blue dick. [Dr. Suess gone wrong]

MaybeTomorrow Senior Member Posts: 685 Thanked 41 Times LOLed 74 Times	#4 Posted May 4th, 2009, 11:59 AM Jesus. Some people just don't know when enough is enough. If you penis is ideally sized and you want to enlarge it you're stupid. Nobody wants a huge dick in them because that hurts! What was he thinking?

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iRonic Member Posts: 161 Blog Entries: 3 Thanked 1 Time LOLed 7 Times	#7 Posted May 4th, 2009, 05:12 PM I hope that when they have to chop up part of his Penis the axe slips and cuts it down all the way to his balls.. Before: 8====> After: 8===========> After after: 8

MaybeTomorrow Senior Member Posts: 685 Thanked 41 Times LOLed 74 Times	#8 Posted May 4th, 2009, 05:14 PM Originally Posted by iRonic I hope that when they have to chop up part of his Penis the axe slips and cuts it down all the way to his balls.. Before: 8====> After: 8===========> After after: 8 baha. that made me giggle. but then again just thinking about you makes me giggle..

iRonic Member Posts: 161 Blog Entries: 3 Thanked 1 Time LOLed 7 Times	#9 Posted May 4th, 2009, 05:15 PM Originally Posted by MaybeTomorrow baha. that made me giggle. but then again just thinking about you makes me giggle.. So does that make me funny or funny-looking?? o.O

MaybeTomorrow Senior Member Posts: 685 Thanked 41 Times LOLed 74 Times	#10 Posted May 4th, 2009, 05:23 PM Originally Posted by iRonic So does that make me funny or funny-looking?? Oh gosh, you're funny not funny looking!

Admin Administrator Posts: 4,372 Blog Entries: 23 Thanked 261 Times LOLed 362 Times	#11 Posted May 5th, 2009, 11:12 AM Originally Posted by Charleene Hes 40 something, seriously, midlife crisis? Is penis enlargement surgery cheaper than a Corvette?

Charleene Senior Member Posts: 1,002 Blog Entries: 2 Thanked 114 Times LOLed 121 Times	#12 Posted May 5th, 2009, 01:46 PM Originally Posted by Admin Is penis enlargement surgery cheaper than a Corvette? Prolly about the same I would imagine, but the enlargement might get the women to stay with him once the car gets repo'd cause he cant afford the payments XD Cant repo a surgery (though he wants them to now!)

-Ra- Senior Member Posts: 2,058 Thanked 445 Times LOLed 713 Times	#13 Posted May 5th, 2009, 05:14 PM What a dumbass! 6 inches is PERFECTLY fine, idiot! Ra,