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Admin · Posted January 24th, 2009, 10:24 AM

Original story is here.

Goat detained over armed robbery

Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to transform himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a car. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.

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-Ra- · Posted January 24th, 2009, 01:02 PM

Ra,

Successful_Loser · Posted January 24th, 2009, 02:54 PM

......... He turned into a goat? So they are arresting a goat for armed robbery

Okay.

Admin · Posted January 24th, 2009, 03:22 PM

Originally Posted by -Ra-

Ra,

ROFL!!
Is this the new replacement for the Piccard facepalm?

Miss Matchmaker · Posted January 24th, 2009, 03:26 PM

I don't believe he turned into a goat.

And now the goat has to go to jail for nothing. He'll be in there with all the inmates, and then there's a goat behind bars with them. Like, what's he in for?

Zoe · Posted January 24th, 2009, 03:50 PM

[insert ellipsis longer than pi]

I feel like I can go over there, do what I want, and blame an animal. "Omg, she turned herself into a cat, then turned me, the real cat, into HER human form! She's trying to get you to arrest me instead! After her!!!"

Admin · Posted January 24th, 2009, 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by Miss Matchmaker

Like, what's he in for?

At this point, I'm afraid the goat is in there for some lonely inmates.

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Police holding a goat in jail for armed robbery (claim armed robber turned into goat)

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-Ra- Senior Member Posts: 2,058 Thanked 445 Times LOLed 714 Times	#2 Posted January 24th, 2009, 01:02 PM Ra,

Successful_Loser New Member Posts: 28 Blog Entries: 1 LOLed 0 Times	#3 Posted January 24th, 2009, 02:54 PM ......... He turned into a goat? So they are arresting a goat for armed robbery Okay.

Admin Administrator Posts: 4,398 Blog Entries: 23 Thanked 261 Times LOLed 362 Times	#4 Posted January 24th, 2009, 03:22 PM Originally Posted by -Ra- Ra, ROFL!! Is this the new replacement for the Piccard facepalm?

Miss Matchmaker Member Posts: 171 Thanked 5 Times LOLed 7 Times	#5 Posted January 24th, 2009, 03:26 PM I don't believe he turned into a goat. And now the goat has to go to jail for nothing. He'll be in there with all the inmates, and then there's a goat behind bars with them. Like, what's he in for?

Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,583 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#6 Posted January 24th, 2009, 03:50 PM [insert ellipsis longer than pi] I feel like I can go over there, do what I want, and blame an animal. "Omg, she turned herself into a cat, then turned me, the real cat, into HER human form! She's trying to get you to arrest me instead! After her!!!"

Admin Administrator Posts: 4,398 Blog Entries: 23 Thanked 261 Times LOLed 362 Times	#7 Posted January 24th, 2009, 07:03 PM Originally Posted by Miss Matchmaker Like, what's he in for? At this point, I'm afraid the goat is in there for some lonely inmates.