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Admin · Posted February 4th, 2010, 08:05 AM

Original story is here.

Attacker throws animal semen over girls in Bury

A man who throws animal semen on schoolgirls is being hunted by police following a sixth attack.

Detectives in Greater Manchester, described the assaults, all in the Bury area, as "disgusting".

The man follows young girls before they discover they have been smeared with the liquid.

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Zoe · Posted February 4th, 2010, 10:56 AM

... Is no one wondering where he GETS this "animal semen" from??? Or more importantly, HOW?!?! Who the hell wakes up in the morning, jerks off the horses, collects it in a water bottle, all with the full intention of, "Hey, I think I'm gonna go splash some of this on some underaged teens today..."

-Ra- · Posted February 4th, 2010, 02:32 PM

Rule #34 Zoe ...

Ra,

Zoe · Posted February 4th, 2010, 03:39 PM

Originally Posted by -Ra-

Rule #34 Zoe ...

Ra,

Rule #34 states, "If it exists, there's porn of it." Not, "If you can jerk it off, someone will want to throw its semen on someone else."

meowbark · Posted February 4th, 2010, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by -Ra-

Rule #34 Zoe ...

Ra,

That being said

I demand Rule 34 on this guy now.

Admin · Posted February 4th, 2010, 07:08 PM

Maybe the rule can stay intact... What if there is a more mythical explanation for this?

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Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,584 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#2 Posted February 4th, 2010, 10:56 AM ... Is no one wondering where he GETS this "animal semen" from??? Or more importantly, HOW?!?! Who the hell wakes up in the morning, jerks off the horses, collects it in a water bottle, all with the full intention of, "Hey, I think I'm gonna go splash some of this on some underaged teens today..."

-Ra- Senior Member Posts: 2,058 Thanked 445 Times LOLed 714 Times	#3 Posted February 4th, 2010, 02:32 PM Rule #34 Zoe ... Ra,

Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,584 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#4 Posted February 4th, 2010, 03:39 PM Originally Posted by -Ra- Rule #34 Zoe ... Ra, Rule #34 states, "If it exists, there's porn of it." Not, "If you can jerk it off, someone will want to throw its semen on someone else."

meowbark Senior Member Posts: 814 Blog Entries: 6 Thanked 53 Times LOLed 233 Times	#5 Posted February 4th, 2010, 04:37 PM Originally Posted by -Ra- Rule #34 Zoe ... Ra, That being said I demand Rule 34 on this guy now.

Admin Administrator Posts: 4,429 Blog Entries: 23 Thanked 261 Times LOLed 363 Times	#6 Posted February 4th, 2010, 07:08 PM Maybe the rule can stay intact... What if there is a more mythical explanation for this?

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