Originally Posted by Admin
Or looking more like fruit left sagging in the grocery bag for way too long (still pierced if thats what your mind fancies)?

Yes, more like a couple of thawed-out ice packs, one pierced with a nut-and-bolt combo from the workbench, and the other pierced with the rusty needle of a cheap Wal-Mart bike pump.
And lots of missing teeth. Not like, one or two that could've happened in an accident, but like, she has three left and that's it. And she uses one of them to bust open beers.