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A topless coffee shop? *insert milk joke here*

Posted January 6th, 2009, 09:00 AM by Admin - 3 replies Post to Facebook Bookmark and Share

Oh man... The joke potential in a topless coffee bar is endless!

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Opinions differ on topless coffee shop plan


Neighbors who live near the Grand View Motel, which could soon offer a grand view of another sort, offered mixed opinions Sunday on a proposal to turn the old motel into a coffee shop with topless waitresses.
Members of the Vassalboro Planning Board on Tuesday will consider Donald Crabtree of Ellsworth's request for a business permit. Crabtree, who was working inside the building on Sunday, said he did not want to talk about his proposal prior to the meeting.

"I'd rather not talk," he said. "Not right now."

The former motel, which has been the site of many business ventures in the last several years, is on Route 3 just over the Augusta line. It was most recently Mac Daddy's Pub at the Fat Cat Grille, which closed three or four years ago, said Planning Board Chairwoman Virginia Brackett.

The one-story building with log cabin-style siding still has an array of signs out front, including a real-estate sign, a Pepsi sign, a solicitation for someone to lease the building and one that says "Entertainment Thursday, Friday, Saturday."

Becky Young, who lives on Mudget Hill Road, which runs behind the motel, said neighbors got a lot of unwelcome traffic when there was a bar open at that location. She's not in favor of a topless coffee shop.

"This is a rural town," she said as she walked her two dogs. "It's country. People move here to be quiet. I think it would bring a bad crowd."

Yet others said they hope some sort of stable business is able to make a go of it, regardless of whether waitresses wear tops or not.

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Old Posted January 6th, 2009, 11:25 AM

*facepalm* every where you look, there's trash accumulating in piles. I don't think I could consume anything while some whore was shoving her dried-up pierced melons in my face. Have a sweater and a condom. Unfortunately, I can't provide you the dignity.
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Old Posted January 6th, 2009, 12:21 PM

Hmmm... Maybe you don't have to worry about pierced melons Zoe. If this place is really far out enough in the country I can't help but wonder what kinds of ladies will be applying for a job. Firm pierced melons? Or looking more like fruit left sagging in the grocery bag for way too long (still pierced if thats what your mind fancies)?
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Old Posted January 6th, 2009, 12:34 PM

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Or looking more like fruit left sagging in the grocery bag for way too long (still pierced if thats what your mind fancies)?
Yes, more like a couple of thawed-out ice packs, one pierced with a nut-and-bolt combo from the workbench, and the other pierced with the rusty needle of a cheap Wal-Mart bike pump.

And lots of missing teeth. Not like, one or two that could've happened in an accident, but like, she has three left and that's it. And she uses one of them to bust open beers.
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