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Woman called 999 over 100 times to ask for a new boyfriend (Epitome of laziness? Or just REALLY desperate?)

Posted March 3rd, 2009, 07:32 AM by Admin - 7 replies Post to Facebook Bookmark and Share

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Divorcee rang 999 to find new boyfriend

A desperate housewife has been reported for wasting police time in Germany after dialling 999 more than 100 times in the hope of finding a new husband.

Divorcee Angela Stahl, 44, plagued the emergency line with endless calls claiming she couldn't afford dating agencies.

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"Emergency services is exactly what it is called - a service for emergencies - and not a dating agency. Having no boyfriend is not an emergency.

"Our officers have explained this to the woman and she has promised to contact more appropriate bodies to help her find a boyfriend."

Stahl explained: "I was desperate. I did not know where else to turn."

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Didn't know where else to turn?! Hey lady! Ever hear of a local bar? How desperate do you have to be? Was she expecting to call and have them send over a hunky police officer to her door that she could latch onto? Is this a side-effect of the on-demand world we live in where anything can be delivered to your door?
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Old Posted March 3rd, 2009, 10:21 AM

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Is this a side-effect of the on-demand world we live in where anything can be delivered to your door?
There are still better numbers to call for even THAT! I remember ordering a pizza once when I was home alone, and a hot guy delivered it. He overheard the TV and said, "You watch South Park, too? I love this episode!" Unfortunately his deliveries were timed so he couldn't just chill and share my pizza and watch TV with me.
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Old Posted March 3rd, 2009, 11:07 AM

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There are still better numbers to call for even THAT! I remember ordering a pizza once when I was home alone, and a hot guy delivered it. He overheard the TV and said, "You watch South Park, too? I love this episode!" Unfortunately his deliveries were timed so he couldn't just chill and share my pizza and watch TV with me.
Could of totally slipped him your number on a napkin or something
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Old Posted March 3rd, 2009, 11:15 AM

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Could of totally slipped him your number on a napkin or something
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Crap!!! Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap!!!!
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Old Posted March 3rd, 2009, 11:59 AM

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There are still better numbers to call for even THAT! I remember ordering a pizza once when I was home alone, and a hot guy delivered it. He overheard the TV and said, "You watch South Park, too? I love this episode!" Unfortunately his deliveries were timed so he couldn't just chill and share my pizza and watch TV with me.
Kinda sounds like the beginning of a porn or something...

Were you "craving" piza more often after that delivery?
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Old Posted March 3rd, 2009, 02:24 PM

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Kinda sounds like the beginning of a porn or something...

Were you "craving" piza more often after that delivery?
I would love to see Zoe in a porno!
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Old Posted March 4th, 2009, 02:52 AM

LOL. I dunno why, but I got this idea after Meowbark said that.

Zoe and -Ra- make a porno. Wouldn't that be cool. *Imagines it*
When I will be 18, I'd so watch that.

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Old Posted March 4th, 2009, 10:36 AM

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Kinda sounds like the beginning of a porn or something...

Were you "craving" piza more often after that delivery?
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I would love to see Zoe in a porno!
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LOL. I dunno why, but I got this idea after Meowbark said that.

Zoe and -Ra- make a porno. Wouldn't that be cool. *Imagines it*
When I will be 18, I'd so watch that.

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Guys!!! WTF!!! Seriously!!! I was only thinking about pizza and television, honest!!! Not that anyone is gonna believe me now, thanks!

There will be no Zoe-porn!
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