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Admin · Posted March 10th, 2009, 08:11 AM

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Woman Injured In Sex Toy Mishap

A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on BayNet.com, and Saint Mary's county public safety sources confirm the information to 9NEWS NOW.

The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

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This is NOT a sex toy!

Zoe · Posted March 10th, 2009, 10:51 AM

... I know that's not a sex toy... but I still gotta stop by Home Depot after work and um... get some uh... something else. Yeah.

Charleene · Posted March 10th, 2009, 11:37 AM

I see these things in porns from time to time, but they dont have a blade on them. They are specifically designed FOR use in the bedroom, so no one is going to get their vagina ripped to shreds, but uh...these two must have been on some serious crack to think this would work....man they need to THINK about their bedroom activities from now on before performing them!

Sweet Kandi · Posted March 10th, 2009, 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by Charleene

I see these things in porns from time to time, but they dont have a blade on them. They are specifically designed FOR use in the bedroom, so no one is going to get their vagina ripped to shreds, but uh...these two must have been on some serious crack to think this would work....man they need to THINK about their bedroom activities from now on before performing them!

Somehow I don't think there will be anymore bedroom activities after this XD

Admin · Posted March 10th, 2009, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by Sweet Kandi

Somehow I don't think there will be anymore bedroom activities after this XD

Or, if the damage done is what it sounds like, they might need a bigger toy next time!

Sorry... Couldn't resist.

Zoe · Posted March 10th, 2009, 12:34 PM

Originally Posted by Admin

Or, if the damage done is what it sounds like, they might need a bigger toy next time!

Sorry... Couldn't resist.

Epic sensitivity fail!

meowbark · Posted March 10th, 2009, 04:09 PM

Originally Posted by Admin

Or, if the damage done is what it sounds like, they might need a bigger toy next time!

Sorry... Couldn't resist.

Admin that's mean!

Hey, maybe they were making one of those viral sex videos. Ya know, a little kinky kinky. ;D

TigerLily013 · Posted March 10th, 2009, 08:20 PM

Originally Posted by Admin

Or, if the damage done is what it sounds like, they might need a bigger toy next time!

Sorry... Couldn't resist.

Couldn't resist this either

Zoe · Posted March 10th, 2009, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by TigerLily013

Couldn't resist this either

WTF first my porn, now my sex toys. Stay outta my closet.

-Ra- · Posted March 10th, 2009, 09:53 PM

Originally Posted by Zoe

WTF first my porn, now my sex toys. Stay outta my closet.

But there are so many delicious goodies in there! ;_;

Ra,

Admin · Posted March 11th, 2009, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by -Ra-

But there are so many delicious goodies in there! ;_;

Ra,

Ew... Ra... Those weren't candies!

Zoe · Posted March 11th, 2009, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by Admin

Ew... Ra... Those weren't candies!

WTF! He ate all my flavored condoms!

Jokes on you. Wait til you poop.

-Ra- · Posted March 11th, 2009, 02:52 PM

I hate both of you.

Ra,

Admin · Posted March 11th, 2009, 03:01 PM

Originally Posted by Zoe

WTF! He ate all my flavored condoms!

Jokes on you. Wait til you poop.

Reminds me of a friend who has a story of a dog she had before that ate a condom... Funny thing is she took the dog out for a poop and it came out wrapped IN the condom!

Maybe Ra can verify the chances of this happening.

Originally Posted by -Ra-

I hate both of you.

Ra,

You are SUCH a bad liar.

Zoe · Posted March 11th, 2009, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by -Ra-

I hate both of you.

Ra,

Sure. You eat all my birth control, and you hate ME.

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Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,583 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#2 Posted March 10th, 2009, 10:51 AM ... I know that's not a sex toy... but I still gotta stop by Home Depot after work and um... get some uh... something else. Yeah.

Admin Administrator Posts: 4,389 Blog Entries: 23 Thanked 261 Times LOLed 362 Times	#5 Posted March 10th, 2009, 12:32 PM Originally Posted by Sweet Kandi Somehow I don't think there will be anymore bedroom activities after this XD Or, if the damage done is what it sounds like, they might need a bigger toy next time! Sorry... Couldn't resist.

Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,583 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#6 Posted March 10th, 2009, 12:34 PM Originally Posted by Admin Or, if the damage done is what it sounds like, they might need a bigger toy next time! Sorry... Couldn't resist. Epic sensitivity fail!

meowbark Senior Member Posts: 813 Blog Entries: 6 Thanked 53 Times LOLed 233 Times	#7 Posted March 10th, 2009, 04:09 PM Originally Posted by Admin Or, if the damage done is what it sounds like, they might need a bigger toy next time! Sorry... Couldn't resist. Admin that's mean! Hey, maybe they were making one of those viral sex videos. Ya know, a little kinky kinky. ;D

TigerLily013 Senior Member Posts: 458 Thanked 65 Times LOLed 48 Times	#8 Posted March 10th, 2009, 08:20 PM Originally Posted by Admin Or, if the damage done is what it sounds like, they might need a bigger toy next time! Sorry... Couldn't resist. Couldn't resist this either

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Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,583 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#9 Posted March 10th, 2009, 09:51 PM Originally Posted by TigerLily013 Couldn't resist this either WTF first my porn, now my sex toys. Stay outta my closet.

-Ra- Senior Member Posts: 2,058 Thanked 445 Times LOLed 714 Times	#10 Posted March 10th, 2009, 09:53 PM Originally Posted by Zoe WTF first my porn, now my sex toys. Stay outta my closet. But there are so many delicious goodies in there! ;_; Ra,

Admin Administrator Posts: 4,389 Blog Entries: 23 Thanked 261 Times LOLed 362 Times	#11 Posted March 11th, 2009, 10:34 AM Originally Posted by -Ra- But there are so many delicious goodies in there! ;_; Ra, Ew... Ra... Those weren't candies!

Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,583 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#12 Posted March 11th, 2009, 10:37 AM Originally Posted by Admin Ew... Ra... Those weren't candies! WTF! He ate all my flavored condoms! Jokes on you. Wait til you poop.

-Ra- Senior Member Posts: 2,058 Thanked 445 Times LOLed 714 Times	#13 Posted March 11th, 2009, 02:52 PM I hate both of you. Ra,

Zoe Senior Member Posts: 2,583 Blog Entries: 5 Thanked 434 Times LOLed 403 Times	#15 Posted March 11th, 2009, 03:04 PM Originally Posted by -Ra- I hate both of you. Ra, Sure. You eat all my birth control, and you hate ME.

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